>be at random blue collar sports bar/restaurant
>packed
>table area has a few families there
>few drinks in
>already tired and think about going home
>"user, there's an app you can control the jukebox with!"
>shows me
>realize you can't stop a song once it's playing
>notice there's no choice limits at this bar
>get great idea
>look through the catalogue
>see cradle of filth
>queen of winter throned
>ten minute song that never ends
>this is going to be good
>play it
>people start looking up and around
>total confusion
>as song progresses tons of people start slowly getting angry
>guy with wife and kids points up talking to waiter
>it's almost impossible to hide my laughter
>7 mins in
>most people irritated beyond belief
>a few are laughing their asses off
>9 mins in
>play the same song again in queue
>song finally ends
>everyone relieved
>song starts playing again
>everyone starts getting EXTREMELY pissed
>pay my tab and walk out the door
>stomach hurts from laughing too much
Song for reference:
youtu.be
Pissing Off Normies at the Bar
should have gone with tarkus, give everyone an ego crisis
I would have been annoyed too, cradle of filth is limp bizkit tier garbage
those people who ignored, laughed at, and beat on you in high school? they were right.
WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT
PUSSYCAT PUSSYCAT I LOVVEEEE YOU, YESSSS I DOOOOOOO!
This is funny. Come on. It couldn't have even been that loud anyway. Normies deserve it. They dont love truth
Except the people what were ignored, laughed at, and beat on, wasn't OP. Those people are the Bill Gates and Klaus Schwabs of the world. It's fucking hilarious to see normies struggling under the boot heels of nerds.
listening now
epic
>Not playing Erika and seeing who recognizes it
NGMI Fren.
I thought there would be more songs and happenings but just one song repeated is a let down
kys thread police, imagine wanting to become a janny
I know right. I thought it would be more specific stuff. Maybe he didnt have choices
bull-fucking-shit. gates was a ruthless rich kid and schwab’s family fucked off to switzerland, where they did rather well, to avoid the nazis. there never has been a “revenge of the nerds”. every tech person i’ve ever known, myself included, that made any money at all were sociable people.
failing to self-police is why we have jannies, zoomer
says the zoolenial, fr
>>OP smiles for first time in years
>>posts about it on anonymous server
Yeah, remember what real life is like now don't you? Poor wounded forest creature, people hurted you - now trolling is your last resort for smiles... sad swamp goblin...
>Except the peopre what were ignored, raughed at, and beat on, wasn't OP. Those peopre are the Birr Gates and Kraus Schwabs of the worrd. It's fucking hirarious to see normies struggring under the boot heers of nerds.
This is what came out of this chinks mouth, imagine that. Fucking embarrassing...
>click link
>opens YouTube
> 2 un skipable 15 second ads for apple and local politician.
>close YouTube
God I hate how advertising has killed all enjoyment.
Well played OP.
Just imagine the thoughts. "We got our 3 Brawndo boosters to get to this point in our lives, so we can enjoy sportsball and beer flavored soda water light! How dare you ruin it with death metal!"