Q: What do you say to an Italian-American wearing a suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: What's the difference between Jews and canoes?
A: Canoes tip.
Q: What would the Simpsons be called had they been black?
A: Niggers.
Q: Why do Jews have big noses?
A: Because the air is free.
Third one is so funny lol so to the point
How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
2 up front, 4 in back and none in the ashtray because the holocaust didn't happen.
>An Escalade with 4 niggers in it drove off a cliff, what a tragedy.
>Why?
>An Escalade seats 7
What is the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Kids believe Santa goes down a chimney and adults believe jews went up one.
DidnI ever tell you about how they invented copper wire? All started with two jews fighting over a penny.
Nice, bro.
What's worse than the Holocaust?
6 million Jews
What do you do if you see your TV levitating in the middle of the night
Nothing, let that nigger take it there was nothing but kike propaganda on it anyways
Why are there so many trees in Chicago?
>public transportation
Why do crackers like yogurt?
Only thing white that has culture.
What do you call a run over white man in a black town?
Bird shit in the hood.
What separates men from animals ?
The mediterranean sea
Why do niggers leach off of white society?
Because they're parasites.
What do you call a white man that gets hit by a nigger driving a car. An accessory to theft.
Q: Why don't jews eat pussy?
A: It's too close to the gas chamber
Not anymore :(
How do you drive a Belgian insane?
Put him in a circular room and tell him there are french fries in the corner
Why do blacks hate white food?
>they only eat it in jail
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet?
A: A Jew with a coupon.
How do you castrate a Muslim? Kick his sister on the jaw.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
Dacchau blues six million lose.....
I enjoy a good Polack joke now and then:
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I’d like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, “"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous ndignation, the guy says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."