ON PATROL: LIVE #5 DEALING WITH THE DEVIL EDITION

Because you don't go innawoods enough.

DEVIL DOG

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they cut to a break at the worst possible time

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>not live
>don't care
Seriously I can just go watch episodes of cops in youtube and it's the same shit

Now I want to see Addy in a bikini….

Don't say it, Any Forums. Don't fucking say it.

cameraman zoomed in, that was all we were gonna get basically

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Addy v Katie: place your bets on who'd win in a cage

good job anons

DEALING WITH THE DEVIL DOG 101

Piggie Niggie made an appearance. Today was a good day.

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The demon seed is already inside her. The birth of the anti christ soon

Pretty close to a cooter shot of Shannon

Now that I think about it, they haven't been showing Addy as much since she almost lost her taser.

i see why you anons are always talking about indawoods

addy would break that white bitch

It’s the dog version of the stinker motherfucker from Nye

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This is a 10/10 episode.

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You
Just
Know

Inna woods with that fine pussy

human men just can’t compete

GROUNDHOG DAY

Katie. The qt almost always gets heemed.

YOU

Call Ultimate Surrender and book it.

OPlive swimsuit calander

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What's the big bust of tonight? Some disheveled Crackhead?

Stop shitting up /pol with the pig threads. We get it, you're cucked.

You know...

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we need giganigga cop

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>ive seen things you wouldnt understand

Hey opl...

Freshpet will turn your doggo into an addict

Thanks for the bump.

ugh.

Now we're talking

You motor boating dog, you

Hello.

Ever walk with the devil dog in pale moonlight?

So many fine women i felt my blood turn into straight testosterone.
it all adds up, all we need are CSIS niggers and we got the leaf antichrist

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I hate niggers

Did Diana get murdered or did she just die?

> now she wants to call dad
>*henlo*
>*hey dad it’s me*
>*courtney I haven’t heard from you in 5 years since you graduated college*
>*dad I really need you to send the bail bondsman $1500 to bail me out of jail*
>*i love you dad*
>Courtney you said you didn’t want to ever see or talk to me again since I’m a racist, bigoted, me,ever of the patriarchy
>*i’m sorry Daddy, I love you I just want to come home and I’m in jail dad*
Sorry birch you can’t sit our ass in jail and let your new college friends bail you out

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leave me alone

katie has arms like bane user

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I need more of officer sweet chedks

Fat fuck has to eat a whole bag of chips to watch tv....

>perrystone.org
>pic rel

oy vey

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She was murdered to death user

I fucking loved that car chase too.

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>Stop shitting up /pol with the pig threads. We get it, you're cucked.
Get your kids out of my pool

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And he didn't berate someone for 20 mins straight.

Are these waters fucked up?

Any first couple weeks OP:L anons here thinking about Thinx period underwear and KISS?

What did you think a bout that naked suspect with the dog in the woods?

>You're a big guy
For you

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oh shit this looks like it'll be good

What race of mutt is that bitch? Spic?

fugg

>paparazzi chase a car into a tunnel at high-speeds
>causes a crash
WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?

4u

we got a good one going

You just know

>Woman freaks the fuck out and starts screaming
>Dude waves to the camera and starts throwing up gang signs

American white

are NJ whites totally niggerized now?

Holy fuck new jersey a shithole. Looks like a 3rd world country.

...

Jersey she is probably Puerto Rican

I'm not sure what to make of it. This carjacking looks like it could be interesting.

car chases are fun to watch and God that black woman is being annoying acting like a child.

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niggers are animals user

Two "conspiracies" I believe in, Flight 800 being accidentally shot down and Diana being murdered

yes

Murdered, possibly ritual sacrifice but for sure murdered. She had a romance going with a saudi who was a nephew or cousin of that Kashogi guy who got clipped by the Saudis a few years back and he or another relative were involved in Iran-Contra along with Ghislaine's Mossad father

Fuck New Jersey and everyone who lives there. Cesspool.

>Thinx period underwear and KISS
And asshole deodorant cream

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Based
t. PA

That's not white.

t. Delaware

Shrimp! Fuckimg shrimp on the ground

Wow theres way too many cops there for this bullshit theres like fucking 8 just sitting there with their dicks in their hands

Must be a slow night there

Damn. They spilled the fuckin Buca's

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this is like even worse than the South now. at least in the south the worlds are somewhat separate

I hate rachet women

it's an attempted carjacking retard

why the food?

Doesnt Jersey have nice rural areas without this trash? But fuck paying those state taxes.

this
and this

somehwere in nye county, schrimpf is crying at his lost brothers

poor cannoli

She was killed. She was going to marry that one saudi fucker. So the queen had her put down.

Yeah, there's plenty of them.

I am talking about the cop

No way is a ghetto place that slow on a Friday night.

She already did, didn't she?

Niggers are retarded apes

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best part, she will bring at least 2-3 unwanted criminals into the world

It does actually. Along the PA border it's basically farmland and woodland.

Go away, you're not my fren.

OFFICER MALEK ASSAF, COMMANDING SHITSKIN

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Yes they do. It seems like it at least. I went to Oxford NJ once to a exorcism seminar

OOHHHHHHHH!

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Katie has a penis too.

cop can't do shit with pajeet scammers

ishiggydiggy

officer toothpick

No, but there were rumours that she was pregnant with his kid.

Hey can you post with the nick enabled? Its really distracting and kind of annoying. Thanks!

excuse me?

Oh right.

BLOODY BITCH BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

Yeah i think they filmed some Friday the 13th movies in Jersey.

>stupid boomer falls for a scam
Wow amazing television, Dan.

A SCHRIMPF

without*

well, you can call them and call them hand wipers and give them a bitch lasgana

>Malek Assaf
Lebanese guy with a Jersey accent?

with tomboy police force.

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Well done.

twitter.com/addy_pez/status/1563349832978558976

ADDY CUTE. CUTE!

No, likely engaged possibly pregnant but they weren't married when she was executed.

The guy doesn't realize that you can spoof numbers casually today.

I’m glad this is back!! Is it as good as live pd?

oooohhh say can you see

At least she's healthy and slowing aging. She knows she may have to fight an animal someday

>I almost got scammed

why is this on tv

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not even close :(

No :(

He didn't even fall for it lol, this is just a thinly disguised public service ad.

Also for fuck's sake can this asshole get that toothpick out of his mouth when he's talking to taxpayers? Poser faggot.

they can put it out on facebook

Diggy

>What did you think a bout that naked suspect with the dog in the woods?
What do you think about the Spanish faggot diagnosed with AIDS, Monkey Pox, and COVID in the same day?

Idk why they cut away from it.

Cant fix the Stiks.

He didn't fall for it.
He knew it was a scam and told the police, so they can spread the word to other more retarded boomers.

boomers

What happened to NJ OFFICER PIZZACANNOLI?

boomer awareness hour

I get it but she's not worth simping over and would snap addy over her knee

How did princess diana die?

Fuggin based

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>boomers looking for information on Faceberg
It’s over tech bros!

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he's getting the gabagool

I think they were refusing to cooperate.

No, but it's better than everything else.

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Indicted in a Rico case.

DAAAAAN

Hitman

Oh :c

your chances of being killed by a cow are low but now zero

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>How did princess diana die?
not wearing a seatbelt

Lol. Teens in NJ refusing to cooperate with police in the middle of the night...

>Why?
You'd want to leave NJ if you lived there.

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dominos is really trying tonight bros, no 1/2 off this week though

Anyone have another link to watch other than Trovo? it keeps rebuffering for me

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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the fuck is that?

>How did princess diana die?
Race mixing

we got a BINGO bois

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Swimmin with the fishes in the Hudson for bein a rat.

>nye county
>not filled with boomers
always consider your demographic user

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Gonna order a pizza, want anything anons?

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Man.. week before last was nice. Tonight is fuckin boring. Dan needs to be a bit less jewish here.

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back in the old country

She choked to death on some Arab guys dick

are they intentionally using repulsive-looking people for this shit? It’s weird, I just feel an innate level of disgust looking at these creatures

Starface is going to be the biggest fucking flop

Wings, pls

I suffer

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Dominos pizza ads have transcended TV to Any Forums

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Can these stars cover monkeypox scars?

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cheesy bread

Americans are a loathsome and contemptable race.

he powerfucks abrams
those 2 are fuckin queer for each other for sure

Yeah, I’m barely paying attention. It sucks

I got a customized Brooklyn style Philly cheesesteak pizza for $7 last week, no way they were going to continue that deal

probably small spots, but not long term

A shekel has been deposited to your account.

Just for my fren to have tasty comfy food and entertainment.

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>raw love
>dog
Jesus christ they don't even hide it

Have you seen Cop Land yet?

>Lot of colored pencils
LOCK HER UP

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>Coloring pencils
Did they pull over a retard?

Which cop is it that has the semi dykey undershave haircut? Shes a hotty.

From where?

They'll take over society and out breed everyone.

here is my old card from the glory days

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np, need any dipping sauces?

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TROVO FUCKING SUCKS AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

meth heads love coloring books for some reason

I don’t disagree. Not looking much better for you guys sadly, turning into a slew of chink gutter oil and pajeet poo slop, triple your population by 2100

spicy wings, jalapenos, green pepper, tomboy pussy.

Ya wtf is the point. This has got to be a mo key pox cover up. With pride. With pride cover your marks from God

>coin collector
Cheeky fuck

For whatever reason, methheads like colored pencils and like coloring books
I guess when you're awake for 3 days you gotta do something

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they've had it a few times this year, it's the only time I see my domino's actually busy

Ranch

marinara plz

Garlic!

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dominos

I have ZERO RESPECT for any cop with tattoos.

me too, user

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So do psych patients. It's common in a lot of hospitals.