>People left gobsmacked after realising the national animal of Scotland is not real
mirror.co.uk
>Steamy vid chat ends in OnlyFans beauty spotting randy bloke has testicular cancer
dailystar.co.uk
>Charles makes ‘highly unusual’ daily visits to Queen at Balmoral as health fears grow
thesun.co.uk
>World's longest cucumber record smashed by green fingered gardener in Britain
dailystar.co.uk
Hey britpol...
Hey.
How common are girls who look like this in UK?
Fuck off you grooming cunt.
You ever seen this guy? I think he eats something over a hundred years old. He's nuts. It's almost tucker time btw. "hmm, nice hiss".
Piss off.
queen's got mobility issues apparently.
fuck off tranny
Funny I should see this my sister just told me she her hair is falling out in golf ball sized chunks.
>>World's longest cucumber
you just know...
well, i'm not dead
I forget what budweiser tasted like when it was fresh, I think this is an improvement
americans cant into beer
Yeah, I've seen him before. I think he ate something from the civil war. Best before dates don't bother me, but I wouldn't go that far.
Fuck sake shut up, ive had beers older than you and been fine.
nonce
I wonder if the Diazepam script user with the cute brunette slampig is here.
banga
youtu.be
I admire his ability to recognize the tiniest bits of ingredients through smell alone, but its because he's eaten so much of that stuff that he can recall from memory. I have to taste the food before I can identify the ingredients.
Hi Stella
She's having to use a wheelchair a lot now, apparently. It's why she doesn't want to be seen in public much.
>the queen on her death bed in a semi-delirious state thinking about how in just a few decades the country she led will become totally third world and that all of her service was for nothing.
Queen Victoria would have strangled Lizzie 50 years ago
Hey user
Some millionaire playboy wants to fuck me out alongside two other women and i just said no.
Hes gonna have a ton of drugs, i dont want to do drugs, and i dont really want to do anything leabian, and im a complete mess physically and emotionally.
Last time i just cried after.
Haven't watched porn and or jacked off for a month now.
Not sure if I'm just more strong willed or I'm getting older.
One side affect I've noticed is that I'm a lot more racist now and lifting heavier weights.
your dad's such a flirt
I WISH my dad was rich, bring rich would solve every single problem i have lol
>One side affect I've noticed is that I'm a lot more racist now and lifting heavier weights.
Based.
He might be a super smeller.
I've not watched porn or jacked off for about three weeks. I've just been really busy building my warhammer 30k army, and also a few times I tried to have a wank and my daughter phoned up and really put me off. I don't feel any stronger for it.