Half of Germany's population will die from the frigid blast the rest will freeze to death from nuclear winter

Half of Germany's population will die from the frigid blast the rest will freeze to death from nuclear winter.

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those faggots didn't want nuclear, now fuck em

We need a wake up call anyway. Country has become way too degenerate.Thanks daddy Putin.

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Germany still buys gas cheep cause muh contracts.
Countries who buy gas from Germany will die off.

Aw, you motherfuckers promise this EVERY year.

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"Aw shit, vlad has the finger on the trigger again"

>implying nuclear winter is real
midwit take

Could this have been prevented with adequate ski slope gortex type clothing like they use in the fucking GERMAN ALPS?

>DUH VHAT ABOUT CHERNOBY OR FUKUSHIMA?! VHAT ABOUT THAT SMOKE COMING OUT OF THE COOLING TOWERS HUH? OUR VINDWILLS AND GREEN COAL VILL SUFFICE AND VE DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING NUCLEAR ENERGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>frigid
weren't the euros literally whining all year long about the heat? what, now, they're cold?

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russia will make them nuclear. Don't worry

the people there have survived much colder winters when there were only horses on the road.

Nigger we regularly had over 20°C in December these last couple years.
Made for some really uncomfortable Christmas.
Snow? Nonexistant.
This isn't fucking New York where the homeless freeze to death.

based russia

>This isn't fucking New York where the homeless freeze to death.
that's your first mistake

ich hoffe

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In that we actually are further north than New York, yes.
Also in that we have no homeless.
What people are going to be is broke, but this has been long coming.
Remember, we survived losing two world wars just fine.
Can anybody else say the same? This is literally nothing to us.
Hell, maybe they even start building ovens again. It's getting cold after all.

Good luck germanbro

What's in the bag, ginger?

>we survived two world wars just fine
>currently being replaced by mudbloods

Vlad is short for Vladislav, Vova is short for Vladimir

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in Russia, Putin poisons mushrooms

Wouldn’t be the first time the west had to power Berlin

>OMG THIS IS JUST LIKE TIANIMIN SQUARE :O
Did they miss the part where those tanks ran that dude over?

Yeah but at least edgy Reddit tards get to talk about his death or something.

nuclear winter is a hoax propped by fraudulent computer models though