Brit/pol/ - Manc Prophet edition

>People left gobsmacked after realising the national animal of Scotland is not real
mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-left-gobsmacked-after-realising-27823394

>Steamy vid chat ends in OnlyFans beauty spotting randy bloke has testicular cancer
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/onlyfans-star-saves-fans-life-27830027

>Charles makes ‘highly unusual’ daily visits to Queen at Balmoral as health fears grow
thesun.co.uk/news/19630547/prince-charles-unusual-visit-queen-balmoral/

>World's longest cucumber record smashed by green fingered gardener in Britain
dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/worlds-longest-cucumber-record-smashed-27838432

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based
cringe

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Bonfire of Teenagers
Which is so high in May north-west sky
Oh, you should've seen her leave for the arena
On the way, she turned and waved and smiled: "Goodbye"
Goodbye

And the silly people sing: "Don't Look Back in Anger"
And the morons sing and sway: "Don't Look Back in Anger"
I can assure you I will look back in anger 'till the day I die

Bonfire of Teenagers
Which is so high in May north-west sky
Oh, you should've seen her leave for the arena
Only to be vapourized
Vapourized

And the silly people sing: "Don't Look Back in Anger"
And the morons swing and say: "Don't Look Back in Anger"
I can assure you I will look back in anger 'till the day I die

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Hey britpol...

Stella was dago all along, it all makes sense now. So obvious.
youtu.be/MqselF6nK4Y

>Hey britpol...

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From my observations looking at the BBC comment section
bbc.co.uk/news/business-62674301
bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-62652133
People don't want high energy prices but also want to stick it up to Russia.
kek
Normies make me laugh.

Have you shaved your balls today?

laughed out loud when I saw this poster, living in the most brown place in britain

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>People left gobsmacked after realising the national animal of Scotland is not real
What they gonna do when they find out about the 6million

Based af

Why are people seething about these small energy bill rises? If you can't afford £3.5k YOU are the problem, not the bills.

not a fan of browns

When it comes to sex there's only one thing you need to know about me: I've had it.

this tbqh

Have you talked to a female today (family doesn't count)? There's your answer.

First for hoping Stella fucks off to KrautPOL

>people
>want
lol

Thoughts on Andrew Tate?

>People describing energy bills of £3.5k as life changing
Tf?

>Goodbye
No goodbye! Come sit by my fire..

who?

Hey Stella. They were allowed to take everything, boxes that had "classified" documents in and boxes that were stored nearby which didn't. It explains why they ended up with his passports.

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Who?

Good news is I actively don't enjoy watching porn anymore lads, bad news is I'm still a coomer adict and desperate for the intimacy I had with my now Ex Gf. Was tempted to try and 1 night stand but I hate casual sex.

My sexual harm prevention order prevents me from talking to females. So i just stare and masturbate.

Hello...

The absolute state of poorfags.

Joke country

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First for hoping Stella bumps into a box cutter enthusiast

Hilarious how he makes the right people seethe

No. Not at all. Not even a little.

I fucking love you Morrissey

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Stella is samefagging again

>Hey Stella.

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