>I’m 35 years old
>no job (never had one)
>get neetbux from the government
>live with parents
>mom makes my chicken tendies
>parents provide all my food for me
>get to spend all day gaming and posting here
Meanwhile, you’re out there wage slaving for your boss all day and have no money left because you spent it all on food and rent.
Tell me, who’s really winning at life, you or me?
You’re pathetic.
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>mom and dad die
>no more tendies
Do you have asperger's syndrome?
I'm a NEET too dumbass
I've been neeting the past year and i'll neet another year, but I fill my time with learning, meditation ,workout, travelling. learing about reality and God. Gaming is pleb tier.
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>No more tendies
>OP has to resort to selling his bussy for beans
The sad part is…you’re probably not joking.
I moved from home when i was 25. It was the biggest single quality of life improvement in my life so far. And i get along with my parents.
That was literally me last year. Now I’m working 72+ hours per week. I’m never going back to neet life and regret staying in it for so long, but I’m grateful I had the chance to spend years doing jack shit except hanging out in a nature reserve all day and think about whatever I feel like
>have to pay your own rent
>have to buy and make your own food
Yeah, nah, that’s not an improvement.
in a few years you'll see a man on the street, he looks like shit and carries a sign "bussy for beans". OP has manifested in your life
How were you able to cage yourself again? I came out of the cage recently, pretty well off though. But I feel like I can't go back. it would destroy me, back to the 9 to 5 grind... even thinking about it makes me... shiver.
I had a job before waste of time it's like idiotic to work for others.
I can make more with my hobby than you can working but I don't need the money.
I have 20 fully restored bikes in my garage right now if I sold the I can do noth for at least 10y.
Long day at work. Wife prepared foot bath for me and brought ice cream. Ate pop corns with the kids while watching a cartoon. She is in the shower now. Will get a blowjob before bed because she knows it makes me sleep faster.
If I'm losing I'm okay with it.
Yeah but do you get bitches?
Heh, thought so, nothing personnel kid.
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I got a very easy job. I take care of developmentally disabled adults. Basically neets who were abused as kids and don’t have families to take care of them. It’s a very good transition job for non retarded neets imo. Something I would recommend neet anons looking into if they want to start working again. I just do 12 night shifts 6 nights a week. I usually sleep 7 hours or more on shift so basically get paid to sleep. I have my days wide open to do whatever I want still. I plan to keep doing this job until I come up with something better. Never going back to neetdom. Never. Been there done that. No reason to experience it again.
>thinks having bitches is a good thing
>gets cheated on
>she leaves you and takes half your stuff
Nah. You can keep your “bitches”
Women are a meme. Waifus are better for the smarter man.
Tell me about the neetbux, how are they acquired
So what happens when your parents die?? I’ll spoil it for you, you will lose everything you have, and will be on the streets sucking dick for drug money. So enjoy it while you can.
Imagine WANTING bitches, lmao
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Wish you could do something to make your parents proud. But worshiping infantilism seems to be how you cope with attaining nothing. Nothing of character most importantly. And will you provide your parents with a child? Your entire genetic history from a single celled organism was left up to you, and your genetic line dies while you clap, and ask others to clap. Here
I will clap for you.
>Did you hear it?
Do something, it is not too late.
You know when the fed runs out of printing NEET bucks your people are the first to die off. At least me owning my own business will stay afloat for a little.
Pretty based to be honest user. My neet years were some of the best years of my life. And you obviously appreciate yours given this post. Long live the king.
Based. I'd do the same but I live in a poor country.
Games get boring real fast to me.
I will never understand the types of people who can rack up 10k+ hours in shit like FFXIV.
My employment situation is off and on these days, but honestly I'm just going to get out of this rut so I can afford my reading for the years to come if nothing else. Doubtful that I'll ever be able to truly leave the house though, because real estate is rigged in this country. The only thing I can do is wait for some catastrophic crash to capitalize on.
ok yeah maybe for you. I understand your job isn't stressful but you are still in a cage. a cage full of neet tards around you. but good on yo son. I worked in IT for a few years. thinkin about starting freelance company but at the same time I don't want to go back into any kind of wagecage even if its my own company
Ok but how often do you get to go to Chuck E. Cheese's though?