You have 10 seconds to explain why you're not serving your country

You have 10 seconds to explain why you're not serving your country.

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I'm not going to college.
I'm not fighting for Israel.
I'm not going to obey.

I don't have a country.

Because the commander in chief is a puppet. And honestly america can burn because it's no longer worth fighting for. A revolution is over due.

I like to fuck cheerleaders not cadets.

hello, based department?

Because this country deserves to be nuked and has stolen from me.

my country isn't serving me
simple as

doesnt feel like mine. doesnt want me to serve i might say something derogatory about nigger animals.

The US military has always been a tool for the illuminati/freemasons and I don't want to be a tool like that.

I'm 26 and fat

I'm not gay

Because i ain't dying for gay sex and oil companies

Don't have one.

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I'm old and my body is destroyed from working to pay taxes so niggers can have free abortions.

US military surrendered already

Been there, done that, got the t shirt. 2/10 wouldn't recommend.

Not going to serve a country that hates my kind and is actively trying to get rid of us. Who would? Fuck off with your goybuxx

> t. Hartz IV NEET

Because I am not a homosexual bootlicker.

Why would I want to be a faggot zogbot OP

KYS you jew

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My country is the kingdom of heaven and im serving God

After you explain how Afghanistan and Iraq could possibly be a threat to the US in any way?