If you are young enough to not remember life before 9/11

i'm sorry. you have been brainwashed by big tech. you are incapable of independent thinking. all of your beliefs have been instilled since your parents handed you that ipad to stop crying. the oligarchy has you in full control. crypto is your generations last chance. it doesn't look good.

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Who remembers the glory days?

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halo 2 came out 3 years after 9/11

i pity zoomers. while being an early 90s baby has had its share of suck ("son, at your age you need to get your first job"- 2008), they are completely bereft of the paradigm of consciousness that preceded the "democratic" technological/communicative revolution.

last good halo game

peak halo 2 college years... you will never understand zoom zoom. imagine if discord was IRL

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Yup, a whole generation raised by trannies and Ayn Rand worshiping technocrats.

>i'm sorry. you have been brainwashed by big tech. you are incapable of independent thinking
And if you're old enough to remember pre-9/11, you were simply brainwashed by BIG MEDIA.
LMAO that you think just because you are 'old' you are somehow 'pure'
>t.born during the nixon admin

I'm not even a zoomer, retard, I'm just calling you out for making such a retarded thread.

>life was great until 9/11
>WELL ACTUALLY THE YEARS I SPENT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES POST-9/11 WERE GREAT

>you might not like it, but this is what peak virginity looks like

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>not remembering life before 9/11 makes you an autobot.
kek, is that why most of zoomers shill for WEF?

>average zoomer in TLV
>circa 2021

dude even the fuckin brady bunch was a lie--this is what they sold x'ers as the 'ultimate family': a homo with AIDS and an old roastie who fucked her on-screen stepson. LMAO

>"democratic"
you shall pity me cause i was born half a year after 9/11

>stepson
it's still better than the lies they sell post-9/11 kids.

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during this time period, every lan party would have 2-3 gamer girl groupies who every nerd in the group would lose their virginity to. Today, zoomers are not having sex until their mid twenties. and that is only if they are educated, fit, financially stable, home owners who need to build up the confidence to even make eye contact with a female. the average zoomer, has never had sex, or even had a female companion, they are terrified to interact with women.

>Loser in 2004
>Looser in 2022
See?
nothing change user

>Stronger USA male

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>I can have a conversation with someone who was born after 9/11
Hits me in the feels each time, goddamn.

Not one person of color. they are winning.

>nothing change user
that's what you'll say till you see zoomers roaming the streets.

I pity Millenials, to be honest. Yeah, I'm too young to remember the world before all that shit... but I'm also too young to have experienced everything that's been lost and taken from you.

I'm the kid whose parents never got them a puppy.
You're the kid whose parents got them a puppy, and then forced to watch as they ran the puppy over with a truck.
So while I'll never know the joy of seeing a furry friend's slobbering face and hearing his happy barks as he runs outside to welcome me home after school, I'll also never know the sorrow of hearing his pained yelps and seeing his guts pop out through his mouth and eyes as the tires crush his body.

All that 'better to have loved and lost' sentiment stuff is horseshit. Ignorance is bliss.

>every lan party would have 2-3 gamer girl groupies who every nerd in the group would lose their virginity to

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My god what a cope, that was your fantasy at the time...to bad it never happend

i know, being born '93 is pure pain

>it's still better than the lies they sell post-9/11 kids.
and the brady's had a MAID.
A MAID--ON ONE 'ARCHITECT'S' SALARY
AND THE MOM STAYED AT HOME, YET, YET, THEY STILL NEEDED A FUCKING MAID

>hits me in the feels each time goddamn.
yes, i know how it feels to see an user who's post-9/11. i mainly don't remember any life before 9/11 is because i wasn't born back then.

>during this time period, every lan party would have 2-3 gamer girl groupies who every nerd in the group would lose their virginity to.
Nah bruh, you're thinking of the plot to Stephen King's "It".

I remember life before 9/11 but ur a fag

she had 6 fucking children to watch over. that's 3 wet-dream boys, 4 bleeding females, and 8 assholes shitting up the toilet seat.
yeah, they had a maid.

give me 9/11 kino

>they still needed a fucking maid
yep, if you are never caged in a cell called a city, you would never would experience a dependence on source for thinking, because for some reason, zoomers cannot think for themselves unless they buy cryptocurrency, for which i doubt most have the money to buy

You are simply demoralized. It's sad that your generation can't recognize that and instead thinks it is some kind of virtue. I'm sorry that you will never see Lionydius refusing to bow to Xerces on the big screen.

if you were born after 5000BC, it's over for you
unironically

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Combat Evolved was better and all Halos released after it play like fanfics.

they lived in los angeles somewhere on one man's salary
there's no way in the world they could afford a fucking maid
same way the cast of "friends" couldn't have afforded that apartment
every generation is sold a bill of bullshit

>3 wet-dream boys
you see why i fucking hate the world?
i fucking want to see zoomers fight eachother (while i laugh at all zoomers even though i am a zoomer)

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They swarmed paradise
And put up a e thot spot

>I'm sorry that you will never see Lionydius refusing to bow to Xerces on the big screen.
at least i got a chance to see this moment on youtube.

>You are simply demoralized.
yes, public education demoralizes people for at least 30 years.

What happened to capital letters?
Why are you all so 'tarded?

>Lionydius
What a spectacular butchering of a name. Bravo user

all of these female twitch streamer 6's and 7's that your generation worships and wires money to, used to have horrible self esteem. they would date/have sex with basement dwelling nerds who still had confidence and self-belief. these days, social media has convinced these 6's and 7's that they are 10's. i am more optimistic about zoomer females. they are the alpha-male of your generation.

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