Be me

>be me
>exactly one year ago
>walking around in the city center during lockdown
>See an old junkie walking around with his butcheeks out
>decide that he seems like an easy customer to sell weed
>go near him and say "do you want some weed?" (i used a codeword that is used for weed here)
>he turns to me and says "how much do you give it for?"
>before i am able to finish the deal 4 cops in 2 motorcycles show up and come to us
>he asks me "what where you saying to that jankie?"
>i reply "i was asking him where i can find some good bougatsa"
>the old junkie backs me up saying "yeah i just gave him some info on the places here"
>he asks me to show him my permit that is needed to walk around during lockdown (which is as SMS in phones), he tells me to unlock my phone and hand it over to him to see
>he just takes the phone and goes to my other SMS, he sees some SMS i had sent to some guys asking when they needed me to bring their cocaine
>they prepair to take me to the station,i hand them my id and they see i am underage
>one cop says to another "he is underage, we cant search his phone"
>the cop says that we will fine me for breaking lockdown then
>i start saying things like "we dont have money, we cant pay the 300$ fine, i just couldnt take it being at home all day and wanted to walk a bit'
>the cop sees my pockets being full and says he will search them up
>half an hour earlier i had stolen some panties from my girlfriend
>he finds a pair in my pocket and asks me what the hell are those
>i say "i bought them to gift them to my girlfriend"
>he says "are you sure you arent a faggot and wearing them yourself?"
>i say to him fuck off and he prepairs to write the fine once again
>other cop says to him "we better just leave him because he is young"
>cop tells me to get the fuck out of there

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Your country sucks lol America numbah won

you dont have food and are full of niggers

I would have said - Ai gamisou malaka skata sta moutra su

wow, cool story bro
>crosses greece off list of potential tourist destinations

you made us a favour

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Lol last time I went to Greece you had thousands of migrants just sitting around all day in your city centres. Police would come and ID everyone putting them on busses but the next day there were more. Did you guys ever fix the problem?

No :(

after 2020 with the border closure (unrelated to covid) no new ones come in, however there are so many here that ever with around 100.000 that have happened around double that remain

also the judical sector and the police are battling each other, cops are trying to evict them but the judicary blocks the evictions by declaring them illegal, i hate judges man

You guys should send them all to Germany or Belgium as a gift. Then call them racist if they try to refuse.

doest sound very moral to me, although it would be an easier solution, if the border to germany opened for them 90% of them would be out