America expert here. Ask me anything

I have studied americans for a long time by reading books about them, watching documentaries about americans and even traveling to the USA to observe them in their natural habitat.

I have made a number of pictures with information regarding the different types of americans known to man today which I will show off in this thread and I will also answer any questions you might have about americans, their way of life and their culture.

Lets go folks. Dont be shy. If you want to know more about americans then this is your chance to educate yourself.

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why do americans do whatever jews tell them to?

Random trivia: When the american male is looking for a mate he will build a donut nest to attract nearby females.

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The cyborg.

During my travels to the United States i swiftly concluded that this is the most common variant of the american out there. A common misconception is that the cyborg variant is lacking mobility when compared to other americans, but the cyborg can often outrun americans who possess special walking abilities.

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why are americans so ignorant about the world AND their own country's history? how come they are so easily able to be lead around by the jews ?

Random trivia: The USA have more than 70 million obese people, I repeat, obese, not overweight. This is basically the combined population of the two top shitposters in the world. ( Australia and Canada )

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Why hasn't the world prepared for violence and starvation apocalypse that is coming? Why are we Americans always first at these types of things. Try starving or overtaking us with violence. Its impossible. Why are we so based

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keeeeeeeeek

Why are you using a leaf to portray a burger?

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Shit is wacky. Fatter and fatter with no backtracking in sight. Babies will be BORN fat.

Funny america hating user is funny but not a very smart user

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They hold high offices in our ranks

Wtf. Thr brain should prevent from jumping this way.

>brain

I just ate a donut. That shit was bussin.

It was actually a cronut.

Bread and Circus
Burgers and Porn

Kek

Thats fookin good looking behaviour species mate

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>USA
>larger than Europe
>expert

>larger
oh it's larger

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Ahh, the classic "nigger sleeping pill"

How can a human being even accumulate so much mass? Looks like something out of Akira

Why is it that americans project their history onto everybody else? Why do we all have to kneel to niggers just because they used to pick cotton in the south 300 years ago?

>When your only education is cartoon network and nickelodeon

Reminder this is OPs "country"
When you're that insignificant how else can you cope but mock their unimaginably high standard of living

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