Sorry, but this won’t get you laid

I'm playing Runescape faggot I'm not trying to get laid.

I was born without genitals.
I'll play ironman RuneScape every day.

Obviously hes trying to play runescape not get laid OP is a mega retard.

There are a few left. I think all of the red hat looking restaurants are long gone.

No.

Yay!
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sorry bro but gaming during a nice summer night is coping from not being able to interact with the other sex

they're garbage now, if you're going for goyslop pizza you're better off with dominoes or papa johns.

>born without genitals
What's that like?

>indoctrinated single mothers lying about their vaccination status
No thank you.

Papa johns is shit in a bread circle after their "new recipe". Hasn't been good since early 2000's.

I didn't think it was any good in the 2000s. My first and last Papa John's pizza tasted like ketchup on saltines.

most things in life have a higher value than getting laid.

Pizza Hut only has Coke products, the DEW is pepsi. fucking IDIOTS.

Sounds like a fucking amazing Friday night.

Many are able, but unwilling.

Lolmy gf games with me turbofaget

>get laid
he has pizza, which is objectively superior

You can buy things from more than one vendor.

Runescape is better than sex unless you're trying to make a baby

shut your whore mouth

I often have nostalgic memories like this, but for me it's the fall of 2002, I'm unemployed and playing Icewind Dale on my PC until 7am while living with my grandmother and staying in bed sleeping until 5pm. Then I get up, masturbate a couple dozen times, play some Baldur's Gate 2, and repeat. I remember burning those fall scented candles from Hallmark and the pumpkin light I put in the window. So carefree, no worries, no fears.

Shoot ahead many years later and I got married, sold most of my games, and not only don't have time to game, but can't even stay asleep for those long periods of time. I miss those days.

Domino vs Pizza hut papa johns was always trash lowest tier.
I miss that new york pizza....... I still got them ps1 demos.

Runescape and sex are quite similar. Lots of grinding for momentary satisfaction.

>Two drinks and a pizza while gaming is better then having sex
>the value of women is less then two drinks and a pizza plus gaming
kek
Rosties will cope hard because of this.

aint no way

Basado

Put another way, shit-tier pizza, artificially flavored corn syrup, and a crappy f2p rpg is better than sex with your average American woman.

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What the fuck is a runescape?
>t. born 2002