Be me 23 year old virgin

>be me 23 year old virgin
>hungry and it’s late, only restaurant open is Cracker Barrel
>sit down and am greeted by qt3.14 blonde waitress
>she is super friendly and smiling/giggling the whole time
>made me smile too, haven’t smiled in a long time
I know she was only “flirting” if you can call it that so that I’d tip her well, but it still felt good bros. I know I’ll never genuinely attract a female of such caliber. Is this what it feels like to be a Chad that attracts women in the real world?

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You’re a nigger lover

She was white with blonde hair and blue eyes though.

I'll bet you tipped the slut, faggot simp.

Yea that's pretty much it. I try not to be pissed off at services workers when they're like this with me, because they're probably shit dirt poor and just trying to survive. But still it sucks to know the wonders of something and only be given a trial period of the life of Chad.
Being a permavirgin is fucking brutal and I see why men kill themselves.

Basically yeah.

It’s nice to be treated kindly. I’m happy for you, user

Where the fuck is a cracker barrel open late? And it's boomer nursing home food anyhow.

kek

No it's not, because as faggot op said it was fake, and he knew it.
How can people genuinely be this delusional to reality?

You sound like a happy person

I never claimed to be, fag.

23 is way too early to be thinking "never". That mindset is an express ticket to settling down w/ a fatty for 10 years then realizing you wasted your prime. Believe me, I know

Should've scratched your number into the table, smacked her butt on the way out and said "call me for your tip" doing air quotes as you say "tip" and winking with both eyes.

Fuck man I want cracker barrel and it's only like 10 mins down the road.
Tomorrow. I'm getting cracker barrel.

When are you going to rape her?

Just imagine how many miles of new her cock that cute blonde waitress has taken in her lifetime

*nigger

phone fag detected

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Nah, she totes wanted ur dick bro. Should have started making out with her on the spot, would’ve turned out well.

This so much