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>'A catastrophe is coming this winter': Britons brace for 80% HIKE in energy bills when October price cap is announced TOMORROW - as experts call for 1% income tax rise to help poorest while British Gas pledges 10% of profits to help hard-hit customers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11144755/Britons-brace-80-HIKE-energy-bills-October-price-cap-announced-TOMORROW.html

>Dover drafts in Albanian police to identify and deport illegal Channel migrants
express.co.uk/news/world/1660140/Migrant-crisis-Albania-police-Dover-illegal-channel-crossings

>Rishi Sunak admits the Government ‘was wrong to scare people’ during the pandemic
thesun.co.uk/news/19609126/rishi-sunak-government-wrong-scare-people-covid-restrictions/

>Boris Johnson warns Brits must 'endure tough winter' to keep supporting Ukraine
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/boris-johnson-warns-brits-must-27825673

>‘Active agent of Tory party’ shaping BBC news coverage, says Emily Maitlis
independent.co.uk/news/media/bbc-emily-maitlis-tory-party-robbie-gibb-b2152038.html

>Old wind turbine blades ‘could be turned into sweets’
metro.co.uk/2022/08/25/old-wind-turbine-blades-could-be-turned-into-sweets-17239146/

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You envy josh

Being obese I haven't needed my heating on for the last 2 years. Can't see this year being any different

Pussies

Can't wait to steal food when blackouts happen. Actually feel excited

who the fuck is canceranon

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Some cancerfag
I think he recovered tho

the worst part about blackouts is we wont be able to watch the cities burn live on tv from our comfy rural dwellings in front of log fire places

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Met Police have been using thermal imaging to catch bummers in the bushes

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As soon as the looting starts im doing over the local cex

never heard of him

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rate this tinder bio, would you swipe right?

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HOMOPHOBIA

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bonfire night but you're burning parliament to keep warm

what does that blue tick mean?

Of fucking course Owen Jones is complaining about it the filthy bummer

What do you need 20 copies of fifa 09 for?

It means the person is super important lol

Best lights to buy in case of blackout?

Should I get a load of tacticool swat glow sticks or landing flares

Many stds

If I can use wind up lights then why should I pay for electric mate

i'm not swiping on someone super important fuck that they'll get me cancelled for talking about august kubizek on the date

You wouldnt understand

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>Best lights to buy in case of blackout?
candles

budweiser and some carrots

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still got 3 stars c's get degrees

I got some rechargable led lights that are magnetic, use them in my kitchen for just grabbing something from cupboard etc.
Only had to charge them 2 times in 4 months.
Got a solar charging battery pack as well.
Free light from the sun 24 hours a day.

>Teachers have been urged to listen out for children talking about a "dangerous", controversial influencer when schools return from the summer holidays.
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Corrrr

by some gay charity who cares

The winter of 1982-83 was bitterly cold and followed on from the same pattern we are seeing now in the North Atlantic.

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on one hand lol, on the other he is a bellend

what if we kissed
on the novaro media livestream

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Lmao

*And they are pir (motion/heat sensitive)

Who? Anyways don't swipe right, don't want you to anyway

no bellend needs this much fucking media attention

Same lad. What you go your eye on? I fancy a ps5 me.

He wrote a biography about young hitler
he was hitlers best mate when he was young
it's fascinating and hitler was a little autist tyrant then too

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>ps5

:/

I like these sort of posh English girls. They are the good ones.
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Yet feel free to listen to Niggers talking about murdering people while someone shakes a biscuit tin full of toothpicks.

Nice one, thinking about getting 3 or 4 hand cranked lanterns.

how are you going to see bames in the blackout? better hope cex has flir cameras

That cat is living its best life. You can read books about Hitler, its ok, no ones gonna tell you off lol.

I met one guy who was obsessed with nazis

Gonna nab me a nintendo ds and a copy of Professor Layton

ridders got fingered in a bush outside the town hall after the school leavers do
she was pissed off her head on smuggled vodka jelly beans

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you just know

women don't like it when you bring it up on dates sometimes

Jew.

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You need to get some Pokémon games and some gameboy advanced Mario games.

Sounds like every English girl I've ever met. I remember one in college throwing up at the back of a bus. Proper slag

No i dont

makes me feel weirdly proud
same with the disgust at the english abroad in benidorm

boring

Hope brincels starve to death this winter

Just realised that wind turbines literally slow the fucking wind down and people wonder why summers are getting so fucking hot now. Wind power causes climate change.

I would swipe all the graphics cards etc.
And a copy of Brain Training on the DS.

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Not on a first date ofcourse not. You need to be nice and talk about interesting things. I dont really care what a lad is into, my last bf was obsessed worh DJing, the other was a bodybuilder, then another was into cars, i dont mind desu just dont be boring

so it's deliveroo but instead of brining takeaways the rider hooks his bike up to your fusebox and powers your fridge for 15 minutes

Always thought my nephew was thick as fuck, his dad offered him £200 for every GCSE A grade, £100 for B, 50 for C and a tenner for anything else. The idea was to motivate to at least make an effort.
Little cunt got 4 B’s and a C, my brother in law is fucking seething.

S U S C E X

Youve never had cex tho?

Is cex a front for something? Only times i been in, no cunts buying anything, just tatted up chavs running in to flog phones.

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Always makes me laugh

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I always make sure to wear something obviously Irish so they treat me better out foreign

i used to troll the fuck out of dates usually because i was drunk before the dates even started
didn't matter if we were in a coffee shop or jogging or in a pub
i was pissed
it was fun at the time but looking back wouldn't do that anymore

GSCE don't have letter grades any more...

he can buy 1kwh of electricity

Fucking kek, all the Dhingystanians are going to be set up in a warehouse on dynamo bikes.
Or you can get a small one under your stairs, like the fucking flintstones.

Just put more clothes on, MusucBag/Selk'Bags if you are that much of a pussy.
I never have the heating on, ever.

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Dragons Den level of thinking user, need a good company name and a slogan.

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Yeah but it’s equivalent to them. We’re old.

Wahey!

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nah if they hate you you're in control

>4 B’s and a C,
so he is thick as fuck then.

Of course grandad breaks out the whale oil lantern.

It's not 1905 anymore pal ffs

dig for victory but with exercise bikes. jo wicks can be the face of the campaign. clapping on friday this time

The level of house fires will be unreal this year.

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lad I swear I've seen that bio, you the lad who asked if I was near stoke?

I only got C’s…..

Remember me mate asking if we wanted to come house sit his birds dads house in Allerton while we were away. Then the Bradford riots happened and we had front row seat. Could see the fires down the valley and the choppers and when we went out for a smoke we could almost hear the distant "alans snackbars"

Yeah so all you have to do is catch 150 porpoises and render them down yeah

75 good ones
50 elite porpoises

Fuck, i want a go so bad

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>while we were away
while HE were away