HAPPENING: PLANET-SIZED SOLAR FLARE GROWING RAPIDLY AND AIMED AT EARTH
Based
Im not selling my bags
2 more weeks until da ebil CME knocks out the electric grid. Get in your faraday cage and drink your corn syrup goy.
fucking finally
It's aimed at Uranus poxxer
Not taking it, fucking vaccines for solar flares next.
good. make the pain end
> praying that it hits exclusivly the usa
I'm with you bro.
The Sun spins dumbass.
oh my god
A HECKIN SCIENCERINO????
HOLY HELL WE ARE GONNA DIE
UNTIL SCIENCE DECIDES TO SAY WE ARENT
THEN WE ARE SAFE
UNTIL IT CHANGES
science please save us!!!!
>planet size
How will this affect Morbius at the box office?
kek
based
the entire world population deserves extreme pain and suffering for allowing this dystopia
So that means, if the flare were to detach and then reach the Earth after two days, the Earth, two days further away than its current position, so this flare would not hit the Earth, yes?
*farts directly at you*
>Science says X
Man, science can change....
>No, science is settled! Trust the science! Obey!
>Science changes
See, now it changed, and you based your policy decisions on it!
>Haha, stupid, did you not know that science can always change?
The pajeets have a colony on the sun? Diabolical...
This shit is so fucking gay and fake. Every month they repeat this shit and nothing ever happens because it’s fake and gay. Fuck Carl Sagan. Fuck black scientist man and fuck Stephen can’t-walkens
wait, I thought planet X was coming back in 2012?
they told me it was....
Damn that's crazy. What kind of emergency loan we have to take now?
I'm not an astronomer, but aren't stars and planets rotating? How can it be directed at Earth if we are moving/rotating with tens of thousands of km/s in outer space? Someone educated me.
Welcome to the human race.
nope based ben dont seem worried so neither am i
It's not a fucking happening you spastic, it not a fucking happening until it is in space and heading towards earth otherwise is just a normal sun fart you fucking retard.
The scale of this picture is so fucking far off lol
How do we protect our electronic bros?
Fill bathtub full of water, put electronics in bath tub. Water will protect them from the emp