Illegal raves and cheap speed will be the only way to keep warm
Jaxon Adams
Put a jumper on
Jayden Anderson
The fluorescent floodlights The quick spray of lynx africa The banter with the lads The new ball The lack of shin pads The eating chips in the stands The smell of tarmac Grazed knees, bruised egos, sweating faces The money laundering The dirty tackle The quick swig of the water bottle The dive The volley The goal Football You're football We're football Football It's time to kick off
>freeze You guys are pussies it just a bit of cold, what you never heard of insulation?
Robert Davis
There was a buddy of mine that used to dress in my girlfriend's clothes and suck my cock, but i honestly don't find none of that truly gay, on my part, because he'd look like a woman, my woman, and i was just getting my dick sucked. I wasn't kissing him or fucking his ass.
Austin Reyes
did you say no homo
Colton Foster
It’s intentional you fuckwit, how have you not figured this out yet?
Nolan Nelson
more tax for rbames and rsingle mums? sign me up!
Jace Green
Your gf must be fat if the clothes fitted him
Joshua Ward
Retard, schools are talking about sending kids home early because they can't afford to keep them heated and your answer is " buy draft excluders?"
KYS subhuman
James Howard
If it saves one life to die for the Ukraine
Christian Reyes
Is that a young Robert Fuller?
Levi Wilson
just shit myself thinking a cat had got into my flat it was my shoes just my shoes
Cameron Martin
I have a meeting with manager later today and shes going to get me sacked. I've broken down into despair.
If i lose my job I'll become homeless. Im fucked :(
Caleb White
yeah i agree they are deliberately keeping vital information from us until the very last moment
the evil fascist bastards, i literally had to do my own research blankets come in various thicknesses called 'tog' and if you buy the bigger 'tog' its more warmer
this is the kind of shit they dont want people to know
Grayson Cruz
But you already had a gf? Why the need for a cuboid, hairy version of her?
>I wasn't kissing him or fucking his ass.
Oh, well that settles it. If anyone does a white wee on me without kissing me first, it's curtains. Beefy ones.
Blake Rogers
Might larp as a cat
Jason King
Hallucinations from alcohol withdrawal
Dominic Peterson
>schools are talking about sending kids home early Cut the funding
Jayden Evans
I'm not going to pay my bills I'm not going to pay tax either I'm also going to shoplift all the food I want Who's going to stop me, some HIVaxxie pig?
Cooper Stewart
>teachers looking for an excuse not to work shocker
William Rogers
>Withdrawal brother i'm still drinking
Noah Bell
Meow
Daniel Thompson
You should have bought Hush Puppies.
Blake Johnson
why are you getting sacked?
David Evans
AHHHHH!
Jaxson Mitchell
They have a disciplinary process to go through first before they sack you
Joshua Bennett
>tinder goth girl >tonnes of red flags >posted about her yesterday >still chatting, talking music n ting >said we could exchange playlists >do so >not heard anything back yet
lmao I think I've scared her off lads
Bentley Walker
Just make her cry. Women can't boss. Especially if you threaten them but like the idea of not threatening them would be incrudelous. ALWAYS gaslight your employer.
Easton Thompson
Put your head in the big hole
Isaac Torres
wtf though, all this "put a jumper on" advice but what about us poorest members of society that have never put jumpers on? What are we meant to do? Figure it out for ourselves?
I know but I've also fucked up, and did something thats an instant dismissal, if she chooses to tell anyone, and i reckon she will
Adrian Turner
Goths aren't into Right Said Fred and Elton John
Daniel Walker
If she called herself goth and it was all numetal and emo she deserves an Acid Attack. See to it.
Jace Richardson
What music's on your playlist lad?
Hudson Parker
user, im gonna cry, im already a complete wreck, i just stay very still under my blanket on my sofa.
Landon Wright
She’s gorgeous I didn’t know until I googled it was that young girl from Logan. Spain has some of the most beautiful women in the world. t. Lived there for 7 years.
Nicholas Perez
Did you explain to her that the Königgrätzer Marsch originally had nothing to do with the nazis and that erika and the horst wessel lied are just of historical interest did you explain tomorrow belongs to me was actually written by a jewish person
Ryder Foster
>be you >go on tinder >don't make a move >carry on the chat because you are bottling it >sound lonely and desperate >girl does a runner
hmmm
Jack Powell
They would probably prefer to keep you than hire someone new Think positive m8
Juan Peterson
Fatherland, you are upsetting me. Tell your Uncle Bruce what went wrong and I will rub thefamily braincell against a Eucalypt and help ya.
Kayden Johnson
need a daily press conference with charts and pictures and posters everywhere
How long have you been off work? What did you do to warrant instant dismissal? I advise in future to get buddy buddy with HR as I got in trouble before for something of a woman related nature at work but I was friends with the HR manager and she deleted the complaint lel so it was like it never happened as there was no record of it.
Isaiah Cooper
Fuck Russia
Glory to Ukraine Glory to Boris Johnson, the Churchill of our times
