Dr. Mehmet Oz said John Fetterman's stroke was a result of never having "eaten a vegetable."
"If John Fetterman had ever eaten a vegetable in his life, then maybe he wouldn't have had a major stroke and wouldn't be in the position of having to lie about it constantly," Rachel Tripp, Oz's senior communications advisor, said in an exclusive statement to Insider.
Oz needs to be more relatable to Pennsylvanian slobs, 89% of Pennsylvanians look like that disgusting goblin and that’s why they will vote for him, america is retarded
Lincoln Garcia
Its gonna be hard Pa is full of retards just like NJ
Jace King
Speaking of vegetables I am surprised Fetterman is still making apprarances.
Jace Reyes
He actually sounded ok today
Tyler Parker
He spoke for 5 minutes with about a minutes worth of searching for words. He still can't control his volume when speaking. He also did not take any questions.
They have to come up with a new plan. Get him used to a teleprompter maybe. He is no longer strong off the cuff.
James Ramirez
and somehow he will beat Oz
Easton Baker
Oz will lose and Republicans will be forced into sissy diapers. Lmfao give up Chuds and just shit yourself now.
Joshua Rogers
>is Dr Oz /ourguy/
Oz’s political views changed abruptly last year when he decided to run for Senate. For now he’s one of Trump’s people, so support that if you want.
Austin Carter
Not likely post stroke. Fetterman will never give another fiery impassioned speech again. Now he struggles to complete a thought. You can see he knows what he wants to say and he realizes it isn't going to come out.
There is no way they can let him debate. The stroke killed his chances.
I don't think Oz has a single deeply held belief. That makes me trust him the same way I trust Trump.. He will do what he needs to to keep his base happy.
Landon Garcia
The problem is that Oz is objectively a bad candidate. It’s a shame Barletta isn’t running as he actually has decent policy positions.
Thomas Walker
Mccormick was based but got BTFO
Easton Morris
are you faggots actually talking about politics? Top lolzors my friend.
Joseph Johnson
Trump should have picked him. He would have beat pre stroke Fetterman. He would have embarrassed post stroke Fetterman.
Oh well we have to hope Mastriano can hard carry Oz against what is left of Fetterman.
Lucas Thomas
>Trusting the eternal Turk supplement merchant with his audience of obese women America is truly a broken nation.
Joshua Perry
I hope he wins I really do but that jew hes running against runs like 800 commercials a night and seems to have more campaign $$
Josiah Jackson
After a quick overview he appears to be a typical neocon: >“ If we are to promote equality and pluralism around the world, we must walk towards, rather than away from, our unique success in advancing these values at home while still embracing the idea that America is, and always will be, a work in progress".
You’ll never see a neoconservative win again in the Rust Belt, and if one did you’re frankly better off with a Democrat. He favors “skilled immigrants” over illegals, but that just means more Asians.
Alexander Cooper
He is up against a literal giant retard. The pickings are slim.
Ryan Price
we have an aging retard in the Whitehouse now never underestimate
Brayden Gutierrez
Waste of money. Nobody should be spending money pre Labor Day.
Gabriel Lee
oz is a turkish nationalist, he did the military service there
you got two horrific candidates, sad
Adrian Mitchell
He’s basically from the same industry as Trump lmao
Isaiah Bennett
Hes literally the definition of controlled opposition. Hannity cia made sure of it by calling in the trump favor
Mehmet is a literal Muslim fifth columnist and even worse, may God forgive me is from New Jersey
Wyatt Hernandez
Yea basically, just constantly selling oddball products and kinda being a sleazy weirdo way past their prime. And that's being fair.
Alexander Miller
Probably not the wisest comparison to make. Biden is the most hated President in the history of polling.
Christopher Jenkins
fetterman is good for the right in the long term by being a voice of the shitlibs in the senate that's crazier andmore retarded than bernie or pocahontas
Brandon Perry
That “giant retard” is actually relatable to Union democrats. These people are in denial over how anti-white that party has become.
Nolan Morgan
fetterman looks like a more demonic version of anton lavey
Daniel Perry
KEK oh my gosh, I needed that, that's a good one. He's KFC Anton Levy.