Who else other than Elon Musk?

Did these get fucked up when I reset my camera?

Adolf Hitler

Mike Vallely

I was about to say Paul Davies because he literally wrote the book on this sort of thing (see "The Eerie Silence") but then I remembered the UN asked him to help draft a formal policy detecting ET so that means he has connections to government.

George Floyd’s gold casket.

Michael Richards

>With a spaceship we can go anywhere we want, he telepathed to the alien overlord out loud.

The Rock

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Feds should tax states not citizenry

The only correct answer

I choose Ron Paul

Trump

We want to appear likeable.
We'll send someone like Tom Hanks.
Someone non threatening. Remember, if they made the trip to us they'll have the capability to destroy us in an instance, better to stay on their good side.

Send me

Tom Hanks is a pedo

maybe the dalai lama

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Blair White

Confuse the shit out of those space niggers

Tim Wise, and then the aliens murder him and wage war on humanity.

Picrel

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In his TED talk regalia.
I’m imagining it would go somewhat like the first contact scene in Mars Attacks.

So we looked at the data.

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Trump obviously. Elon is an autistic sperg

A rabbid wolverine with HIV.

>Chris Chan

Immediately thought of this too, they are going to nope right the fuck out of our solar system.
No invasion, no trade, no universe homo

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Thomas Sowell
James Watson
Ron Paul
Tucker Carlson

But most probably I'd choose Donald Trump

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Randy Marsh

at this point Dennis Rodman

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Duke Nukem

Dennis Rodman unironically even aliens love the worm

Unironically Alex Jones. He would be able to deal with any weird shit from the ayys, and might actually try to look out for regular people. Elon Musk wouldn't be terrible, and he would be one of the most likely options, but end of day he's a billionaire. In the end, all billionaires eventually show themselves to be devoted to their own weird culty bullshit, not the concerns or well-being of normal people who work normal shitty jobs all day. On the balance, Elon is an apparent force for good in the world, but that doesn't mean that he should be trusted for a second.

So yeah, non-government representative to the ayys? Gimme the gay frogs dude, that's exactly the energy that I want humanity to convey to them.

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Send me, billionaires own the government so they are technically part of the government.

Hulk Hogan

Based

Underrated post

Earth is a joke, send anyone

fpbp

Will Smith, since he’d slap the shit out of them.

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Good choice.

Dennis Rodman

me. roll digits for what i say

Yeah, but first we'd have to convince or trick them in to having sex with Jada.