Any Forums redpill chess thread

Drop redpills and play chess, one redpill and move per poster please.

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Shouldn't ever black piece be a kang

F2 to F4

d5
the mass die-off has already begun

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Nf3
the foundations of classical music were dismantled by Arnold Schonberg. Check his early life.

e3

>Pull Forward Effect
so that's what the Pfizer ticker means

Pussy
Always c4

That’s the reti though.

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>f4 d5 Nf3
>f4
that's not the reti, that's a meme opening

I'm legit sad that computers own this game

how to make online chess human again?

chess960 kills memorization fags

I'd do a 960 and walk away

:)
Chess 960 is Any Forums approved because Fischer invented it.

Play Dvonn or Zertz

G1 to G3 lol

Do they? Is that why I suck at chess dot com?

1pbtid and you never updated the board

>you're retarded c4 is a bad idea because whites started with F2 to F4 showing us a sicilean defense or something like that, so logically we need still moving in that defensive way, trying to do a castling

Chess is a type of problem (deep decision tree, requires lot of working memory) that our brains are really exceptionally bad at. We're not supposed to be good at it at all, It's a miracle that there are such good players out there.
If you want to play human games, go play politics, strategy, social drama, etc

>non increment blitz and bullet
>occasional classical format to avoid being utter trash
>960 whenever someone is willing because is best mod
this is my approach too the game and I prefer it simply because I'm having the most fun. Double edged sword because I'll probably never reach >2200 in any gamemode