Walmarts in the middle of fucking nowhere utah are openly selling cooming apparatus.
Utah where the nofap movement started!
When will the sexual degeneration of society stop?
Walmarts in the middle of fucking nowhere utah are openly selling cooming apparatus
Ryder Ramirez
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Asher Bell
Does it come with instructions?
Jaxson Hill
How much was that?
Hudson Rodriguez
$20 I think
It was right next to the deodorant just hanging out
I couldn't believe it
Christian King
Kek, how embarrassing this has to be to go buy.
Michael Cox
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James Wilson
Wow I should have known
I'm supposed how quickly you were able to find that (((They))) were behind it
Cooper Howard
>brought to you by the makers of goyslop
Jaxon Rodriguez
Kek
McDonald's brand double ended 4 pronged viberateing dildos when?
Brandon Harris
Disgusting, HORRIBLE, do they come in any other varieties?
Gavin Lewis
Amazon bigger, because sells sex toys/dolls/etc and Walmart did not, has this changed?
Angel Adams
>cooming apparatus
Connor Kelly
WOW, I've been missing a section of WallyWorld all my life!!!
Charles Clark
was it next to the name brand or off brand and on which shelf did they sell this so I can avoid it?
Gavin Smith
So how is it?
No way its as good as a japanese onahole.
Daniel Stewart
Well what would you call it?
Grayson Price
'I'm buying for a friend'
Aaron Sullivan
Woman substitution.
(For emergencies only)
Jace Myers
>Masturbatory Aid device.
>Erect Penile Support Structure.
Lincoln Johnson
Your description seems accurate.
Hunter Russell
`please pack it in a decorative paper`
Austin Watson
Perfect. Brb, going to walmart.
Camden Richardson
Yes coom more, goy
Aaron Adams
>go to walmart
>put sex toy in to basket first
>next comes lube, cucumbers, condoms, chocolate drizzle, and banana nut squash.
>find the 15 year old working her first job at the register
>checkout
>stare unblinkingly and breath heavily
Your face will be burned into her mind for the rest of her life
Luis Lewis
im kinda not trying to become a sex offender in the process
Brody Nguyen
>let her scan everything
>insist you have a coupon and start digging through some papers you have with you
>spend a minute acting flustered while thumbing through the papers
>yell out exasperatedly "fuck, I must have left it in the car I'll be right back please keep my things here"
>leave
Elijah Ramirez
>self
>checkout