Congress Admits UFOs Not ‘Man-Made,’ Says ‘Threats’ Increasing ‘Exponentially

the new budget for America’s intelligence services directs the Pentagon to focus its UFO investigation on those objects that it can't identify.

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that "uap" is literally camera glare that is so sophisticated that the people using it don't know what it is

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où est la chatte extraterrestre?

stop spreading this fake clickbait VICE FAGGOTRY
SAGE
all they said was "if we find an object is man-made we won't count those as unidentified" and some faggot journalist writes a misleading headline then comes here to Any Forums to get some traffic on the url. KILL YOURSELF VIOLENTLY
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someone post the real ayy lmao

But they’re also going out of their way to not say aliens. That should be strange to people but few seem to notice.

They don’t want people to think Juan and Carlos are flying super sophisticated machinery at light speed just to fuck with the military

They’re LYING TO YOU…fucking guy

>please pay attention to this
hilarious how desperate the government is

They are birds and high tech reflections of streetlights off windsheilds

fuuuuuuck
read this if you don't want to sleep tonight
>archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/18298820/#18302615
TL;DR user has a premonition of an alien invasion that will take place after WW3, the aliens are horrifying, they skin people and keep them alive for experimentation, as well as imitate humans to lure any survivors out into danger

>UFO
It’s TNFO now, chud.

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post aliens or gtfo

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I'm pretty sure a civilization 6000 billion years ahead of us probably has a good telescope and doesn't need to fly around in hypersonic weapons only seen at military pratice grounds..

Oh no! I guess we'll just have to organise a global totalitarian communist government so that we can stop it.

No.
You completely miss the point. They’re not talking about space aliens because there’s a spiritual aspect involved.
Inter-dimensional is code for fallen angel

Dumb nigger. It's just another excuse for government kikes.

>Aliens are real please give us more funding

Yeah right jackass , they're literally laughing in our faces

>the new budget for America’s intelligence services
That right there is all you need to know

>it's the ufo's
it's the jews