This is the most powerful machine men has ever deviced

This is the most powerful machine men has ever deviced.

And a woman will ride it to the Moon and beyond.

How does that make you feel?

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Fine? Just make sure it's got ugly and annoying ones on it.

Disappointed

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A woman riding a man's phallus. Sounds like biology.

>This is the most powerful machine men has ever deviced.
Technically, Tsar Bomba was a machine.
You mean "vehicle", and again, NO, because the Saturn V has it beat still.

I feel... a fart. Yes. A fart, coming on any minute now.

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>How does that make you feel?
I just wonder how many mexicans it took to build that.

Dios mio

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Only 20 billion? Better spent than giving it to Ukraine or blowing it up in a sand country

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Don't care. I just want to laugh at flat-tards.

lol

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Consider the following

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Ultimate coper by SpaceX soifans. Tell me when something on the Starship prototype doesn't blow up every 2 weeks

There not going to the moon, they keep promising that they will, but they never actually do. So it doesn't bother me at all.

space doesn't exist, you know the moon landings are fake right? stop believing everything they tell you.

We've got 3 billions from the US just today alone. Cope chud

Nobody cares. (((NASA))) launches are masonic Jewish illuminati NWO rituals. They already have warp drive and people on other worlds.

>To LEO
The entire point of SLS is having a human rated object that can go to the Moon, Falcon 9 cannot do that nor can Falcon heavy which is why they didn't even bother to try human rating it and went directly to Starship development

The best part of eating a spicy curry is firing a spicy hot shit out your asshole the morning after.

Mutts keep bragging about their science fiction while their people live increasingly more miserable lives.

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Capitilaism wins. NASA is a joke.

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Orion just barely limps there and block 2 is DOA
SLS is ogre

>This is the most powerful machine men has ever deviced.

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all rockets are balloons. space is fake

>all rockets are balloons
Kinda

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Is gonna get rekd by
In about a month or so (in terms of setting any records).
Puts it into perspective, yes. If Starship succeeds in volume, it will make any current launch system obsolete (both in terms of absolute capability, and in terms of cost per unit mass to orbit) .
Is correct. It's a very different machine though.

also
This thing is a complete dinosaur. Will be fun if they make it for a few launches, but Jesus Christ.