...all the other guys from my small Midwestern town that are a couple of years older than I am (I'm 18) are always posting the shit like pic related on their Facebooks. Guys, fuckin' level with me - has the US Army gone gay?
Thinkin' about Joining the US Army, but
Kevin Nguyen
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Connor Carter
you're a retard
Grayson Campbell
Everyone born after 2000 is gay.
Aaron Mitchell
Die for Israel faggot
Josiah Wilson
kys nigger
Charles Cook
But I'm actually being dead serious. This is literally the shit that the guys from my hometown are posting.
Liam Wilson
You should think about killing yourself fucking kike bot
Isaiah Perry
Imagine the smell
Kevin Richardson
Joshua Hernandez
I don't care you're a fucking retard
Cameron Smith
I wouldn't consider myself gay, but I'm afraid if I join the US Army then they'll turn me gay.
Jaxon Stewart
You shouldn’t join the military unless you have nothing else you can do. They are very in your face almost aggressively so with the fact they’ll treat you like shit and no one will care when you struggle. Why would anyone voluntarily work for such an employer?
Dylan Collins
yes you have to suck dick to join the military, specifically the old guy dick at MEPS. now fuck off SSgt Gomez no one's buying your little ruse
Brandon Bailey
I wouldn't say it's gone gay. Join the Navy, SS Harvey Milk has free cream and monkey pox.
Jack Perry
The United States military has always been 100% heterosexual.
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Jordan Flores
Are you suggesting that I just happened to have my picrel lying around? It's not a "ruse." Man, you guys aren't being very helpful.
Carter Martin
Made for BUSMCC
Nolan Brown
You can still get a career in the military if you claim you prefer they/them pronouns and are at least considering gender transition in the mid-long term. Just don't let them know you're heterosexual, they don't take our kind anymore.
Ethan Jackson
They have the same vibe of the guys in that glowie pic looking at the camera
Hudson Ramirez
Henry Roberts
You tell me.
Jaxson Collins
>Are you suggesting that I just happened to have my picrel lying around?
yes it's probably some gay shit you did on your last tour and you're trying to act like "guys I'm like seriously considering joining the army thoughts??????" when we all know good and damn well you're already in and trying to meet your quota because numbers suck right now. you're not being relatable and you're not funny.
Kayden Nelson
it's because they're not gay that they can have a joke about it
if they were gay it wouldn't be a joke, it would just be gay, just like how me grabbing a woman's boobs isn't a joke, it's because touching them makes my pee pee hard hence why it's treated as sexual assault
Anthony Lopez
Gabriel Hughes
No way
Ian Long
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Joseph Ross
Freemasons gayin it up
David Thompson
thats navy in pic related
Jace Perez
>Marine cope
Easton Peterson
If you really wanna be an army nigger join the french foreign legion, at least you'll get a new identity out of it.
Jaxon Garcia
Is that from the way down in kosovo video? Those were not Americans, Norway I think.
Xavier Ramirez
>gone
run around all day trying to penetrate others mens flesh with your weapon, then at night sleep with a bunch of other men
Cooper Gutierrez
If you don't do gay stuff with your friends you're gay