Maybe not a congress person, but the assistant mayor maybe? Lieutenant Governor? Local alderman?
Have you ever had sex with a politician?
David Harris
Cooper Jones
No, I'm a normal person and these sociopathic attention whores aren't a part of my or anyone I know's life.
Juan Nelson
Donald Trump gave me a handjob in 2009
Justin Perez
No but if I travel to Finland and see Sanna in a nightclub I’m going for it
Oliver Cox
You're asking this to a board of incels?
Asher Lopez
Mayor's best I got.
Otherwise do nobody candidates count?
Eli Cook
Nice try CIA, but i won't give you such info.
Anyway, i gladly would to fuck all your government
Mason Flores
They'll call you a white supremacist publicly then beg you to run their campaign... typical.
Caleb Jenkins
Banged an old lady who sits on a nearby small towns city council. I’m basically a celebrity
Chase Ortiz
No, but I did sodomize that woman who died at the Capitol riot in the back of an ambulance.
Noah Davis
>Very nice
>High five!
Samuel Brooks
No. I had sex with the weather girl from my local news station once though.
Robert Walker
>A journalist
Icky, I heard they all got cooties
Carter Edwards
I blew a load in a jewess on a cruise ship who made 500k a year.
she was 20 years older than me.
she was like an animal in heat
Jordan Jenkins
I hope not. I haven't been tested in like 20 years.
Liam Lopez
>like an animal in heat
Truth. Older women are so down sometimes, you almost feel embarrassed for them.
Grayson Flores
celebrity that is political, yes
if I ever fuck a politician il fuck him/her in the ass for all of you
Jayden Ortiz
pics or didn't happen
Zachary Hernandez
Yes they said I could creampie for free, ended up giving only a blowjob, and then charged me.
Grayson Hernandez
This was like 15 years ago, dude. Nobody was carrying around pocket camera/ TV/ computers at the time. Just regular cell phones. We were also smart enough not to document one-night stands or send cheesecake pics to random people we were fucking.
Josiah Baker
I had sex with your mom. She looks like the republican mascot. Does that count?
Adrian Gomez
I had sex with the mayor of my village here. I was 25 she was in her 50s. I was drunk as fuck. I regret it.