Why does Chile (fake Texas) look like a shit stain? how is the shape like this

Why does Chile (fake Texas) look like a shit stain? how is the shape like this

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There’s these things called mountains.

Imagine living in a country named after a fucking pepper lol

There's a huge mountain range between Chile and Argentina

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose

If that really mattered then why isn't the US split by the Appalachians and the Rockies. Unless you're saying south americans can't figure out how to conduct war over mountains

It's called Chile because it looks like one dummy. And Florida should be called Dick. Italy should be called boot.

they wanted the coastline because of naval power or something ?

It used to be shorter, but we conquered the Indians to the south and fought the Peruvians and Bolivians to the north so now it looks like that.
Also, nearly impassable natural barriers. The Andean Mountain Range is the second tallest after the Himalayas.

ask the Argentines, it's a good story

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It is. They are called states. The borders of states are rivers and mountains.

The Rockies and the Appalachians don't split the US, they split parts of the US.
The Andes are a harsher barrier and pretty much impassable. Although they were crossed during the war of independence (at a massive casualty rate).
This is beyond the point because it's not a matter of conquering a region, but a government needs for its territory to be cohesive in matters of logistics and communication.
You'd need several old timey mega engineering projects to cut through the Andes somehow. Which wasn't convenient and wasn't done.

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Chileans are retards.

they see us as a role model, so yes, they 100% are

Because it’s mountainous and was hard to get to by it’s neighboring countries. It’s a meme country like Panama who only exists because Colombia couldn’t get to by land through the Darien mountain pass until about 1965. Also Chile was founded by man literally named Bernardo O’Higgens if that tells you anything about it lol.

O’Higgins was a masonic coon, Carreras is the real founding father.

The prevailing opinion about your country is that it should be some kind of superpower based on the sheer amount of resources and manpower you have at your disposal but you are somehow even poorer than us due to mismanagement and political corruption.
It's tragic more than anything.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lautaro_Lodge

> Both lodges had just a superficial compromise with freemasonry, taking advantage of their secret societies merely as a tool to promote liberal agendas, evading punishment from absolutist governments of the time.[1]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/José_Miguel_Carrera

>Because of his more personal and Chilean-national point of view about Chilean independence, Carrera came into conflict with the Lautaro Lodge, whose more Latin-Americanist centered objective was to unite all Latin America in the same way as the United States of America.

Okay I see the word ‘lodge’ lmao. I see your point.

it is

dumb nigger

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We are the joke here in central america because of that