Which conspiracy theory is most likely to be true? For me, it's this big fella

Which conspiracy theory is most likely to be true? For me, it's this big fella

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Vegas shooting was a cover up for the Saudi prince assassination attempt.

For me, it's the jews.

Unironically, the Vegas shooting is the most likely conspiracy theory to be true. The fact the largest shooting(?) in US history got memory holed in less than a week is suspicious as fuck

i dont get this. what is the theory behind this? saudi prince was in las vegas during the shooting? it's a preddy big fucking city bro. and why would anyone shoot a bunch of rednecks in an attempt to kill a saudi prince? it is moronic. if someone wanted to take him out it would be either cia or mossad and both of them are more than capable of doing it in much much more professional way

>Which conspiracy theory is most likely to be true?
That Russians are behind the destabilization of the west, only Russians, no-one else, and every societal fault line was manufactured by them, and only them, without exception.

ancient giant trees

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Wow signal Columbus OH
Wendy's founded in Columbus OH

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Kubrick wow signal Superbowl

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This one is cool, but those ancient giant trees must have been cut with a HUGE ancient chainsaw. In that case, where is the HUGE ancient log cabins and ancient giant human skeletons?

"grey" aliens are just future humans

>D.U.M.B.s
>Afterlife exists
>Jews are demons
>Earth is a giant planet and humans are locked up in a tiny piece of it
>Aliens are our wardens
>There are no time travellers cause everybody is dead or locked up since jews won
Just to name a few

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Lmao Incredibly based

i hate bigfoot fags more than anything. what do you expect to happen if bigfoot actually exists? are all of the world's problems going to disappear when we discover there was a secret species of ape in north america? we're all going to sprout wings and ascend to heaven because a big ol' stinky monkey was discovered somewhere in oregon? fuck off

>Log cabins
The fuck you think mountains are? Recycle of ashes of said houses
And
The bones of giants have been everywhere

What about Jewish time travelers?

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The ancient jews did it with their vile jew sorcery.

There is an enormous fish in the Sahara desert and a dragon above.
Eye of sahara is literally an eye of an gigantic creature.

Jesus said: He who has known the world has found a corpse; and he who has found a corpse, the world is not worthy of him.

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The Jews did 9/11

>user is asked to play hide and seek
>refuses because there is no cash reward or religious epiphany to be had

>Jesus literally was talking about some giant fish bones in the sahara
Lol ok

There is no huge conspiracy behind the Vegas shooting. It is simply a natural consequence of too much COMPED sushi. It was bound to happen.

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The Vegas shooting was carried out in order to push gun control. Simple as.

this one is so retarded, I love it

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no one is trying to sell me on hide and seek, they're trying to sell me a fictitious ape that is extremely important for reasons not clear to anyone but cryptozoologists.