>play a videogame after work
>see a shadow through the curtains on my patio
>guy is hunkering down over my electric scooter trying to ride away with it
>step out of the house
>it's a fucking nigger
>can't run because I'm wearing sandals
>stride behind him, he quickly walks away shouting apologies and excuses
>can't do much more than lock the gate behind
Is this the kind of stuff Americans have to deal with? Time to get used to it I guess.
>wearing sandals
With or without socks?
In florida you could have shot him on the spot
He says from Germany
Without of course. Do you think I'm a savage?
Over here I'd probably land in jail for even beating him up.
You need to go back
>Is this the kind of stuff Americans have to deal with?
no we have guns
>can't run because sandals
huh?
We don't have niggers here in my town, but recently I pulled a gun on a bum who was wondering around on my porch, peering into my windows, the look on the bum's face was priceless, but the bum left without making excuses.
>Without
Kill yourself faggot
Nobody wants to see your disgusting dirty paws.
We Finnish niqqas run very well in sandals too, respect to you Muslim bros (do I need to say pbuh now?).
>have scooter that fits through door
>don't bring it inside
>no inside because I live in a cardboard box
>realise I stole the scooter earlier
>I'm a nigger too
kys
You let him leave without a complimentary body bag?
America is pretty big and pardon the word diverse. Really depends on the nigger density versus the gun rights in your region.
Move to a white neighborhood or buy a bike lock
I'm the one who stole it hehehe
>Is this the kind of stuff Americans have to deal with?
>stride behind him, he quickly walks away shouting apologies and excuses
An Amerinigger would call you a cocksucking faggot and cry that you're racist for suspecting him.
Could at least scare him by threatening him with a machete or something, or a huge knife.
That's what I'd do.
So he won't come back.
If he doesn't have one himself he won't attack you, and even if he does, niggers who burglarize you here don't want that kind og trouble and usually chose to flee.
>Over here I'd probably land in jail for even beating him up.
Dead men tell no tales.
I've omitted a little detail: one of the sandals broke when I put it on. There was this piece of fabric that connects the left and the right top side of the shoe behind your foot, so you can pull it up if you want to go fast. Well, it tore on one side when I put the sandals on, so I was giving chase with this thing flapping around. Impossible to run with that and I didn't want to go barefoot.
I was kinda hoping for it to get stolen. Chinese garbage I got as a gift which broke after a couple days of use. It's also way too short for me. Can't sell it, can't trade it in, so I figured let it sit on the patio until someone takes it. Chances are it's going to fall apart mid-ride anyway.
Still, I wasn't going to sit idly by when I catch someone stealing from me, of course. Guy could've done it a little more subtle.
>Is this the kind of stuff Americans have to deal with?
Kind of
>Be me
>Hear my dog barking - he's agitated
>Grab shotgun - make sure it's loaded with buckshot
>Go out back door and around the house
>See asshole trying to open my livestock gate
>"Whatcha doing?"
>Asshole jumps 3 feet
>"Uhh... I wanted to see your fence..."
>Doubt.exe
>"You like fences huh? Why don't you come on over here and we can talk about it. I made some sweet tea."
>His face goes white as a sheet
>"Uh, no thanks - I have to go"
>"You sure? It's good tea."
>Lay the shotgun on the side railing.
>"No thanks - I really have to go"
>Jumps in his truck
>Guns engine and sprays gravel as he burns out of my driveway
>Never see him again
>Good doggo... gibs big steak
That's the difference Germanon...
robbing faggots is justifiable
If that happened to me, my best friend would probably come over and beat the crap out of him. My friend is a black boomer and nothing comes close to how much they hate their own criminals. It also is kinda cool how we were both in a black supremacist cult and he was friends with a lot of old school skateboarders. Killa Bee is the man and a friend I could depend on to do the hate crime for me.
In Texas OP would be arrested for facilitating crime by not shooting the nigger immediately.
>no socks
OP was neger himself.
>>see a shadow through the curtains on my patio
>>guy is hunkering down over my electric scooter trying to ride away with it
>>step out of the house
>>it's a fucking nigger
>>can't run because I'm wearing sandals
>>stride behind him, he quickly walks away shouting apologies and excuses
That's funny as fuck
How much was the scooter/how fast does it go?
Yes except we can shoot the niggers here for stealing
they only do that if their friends or a camera is present. lone, klepto nogs are absolute cowards
300 bucks and bit short of 30 km/h, I think.
>"I wanted to see your fence"
lmao
lmao
Where I live, I can legally shoot and kill the nigger.
get a gun retard
if you cant get a gun get a large scary pupper
Like that episode of Seinfeld with the smelly car
Nice