Wisconsin, you gotta get your shit together. Get off the sauce

Wisconsin, you gotta get your shit together. Get off the sauce.

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No

What are they putting in the cheese?

I buy my beer at Kwik Trip

Impressive.

Apparently their dicks if Swiss Cheese is anything to go by

how EMBAAAAARASSING

What the ever-loving fuck for??? It's freezing, empty and boring, the women are fat and other than deer "hunting" (i.e. sitting in a blind freezing your ass off while chugging schnapps) there's nothing else to do. I'm on my 3rd beer and it's not even 9am. Go Packers!

Come to think of it, I've never been sober in Wisconsin.

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The fact that this data is tracked just shows how much they monitor the shit out of everyone. I fucking hate this time period.

Checking in

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Lol, I'm from there, it's not a lie.
>quit drinking

I read that as dumbest... I may be from WI.

It's also true.

yikes to paying that surcharge. go to woodmans bro.

hello brother. im fucking surrounded with drunks.
t. 608

How would they even track that?

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we are all german transplants. how are we supposed to ignore beer?

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dubuque fags get the rope

in the midwest there is a church on every corner, and a bar to go with it.

Haha no

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Woodmans is too big, but I will admit it is a better atmosphere.

Nobody is sober in Wisconsin.

i am cufrently working on single handedly getting my county in NJ on yhis map
i have thenrecord high for breathalizer level in 3 towns

You need to move to a white part of the state

Alcohol makes our women look acceptable.

awww yea. capemay county NJ, wildwood rocks

im surrounded by white counties. I will move there if i can ever afford a house in the clown timeline

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Everywhere but Dane and Rock counties in the 608 are white.