What is the most Any Forums-approved sport to enroll my kids in?

>playing with other kids outside.
that's a great answer.
I agree.

Track and field like running long distance is very elite.
Sailing, rowing. All are boring AF but create the right kind of stamina and patience and inner strength.

A few years of baseball is good as it gives an ability to throw or catch which looks like a faggot if to can't do.

Muay Thai.
If your White son/daughter cannot physically beat someone unconscious, you have failed as a parent.

>my kids
Boys and girls aren't interchangeable, boomer.

I have one of each

All martial arts girls marry martial arts guys who end up beating them.

>If your White son/daughter cannot physically beat someone unconscious, you have failed as a parent.
If you enroll your daughter in a masculine sport, you have failed even more.
Also, women can't fight and pretending otherwise is retarded feminist cope.

>just let your daughters get raped, goy

buying them a tv, some game consoles, netflix subscription and a credit card.

Kys nonce

climbing, lifting, and boxing are the three most useful sports for a boy. running, swimming, cycling, rowing, and all that other stuff is okay. ball sports are for children and should not be played after middle school (exception being dodgeball, which SHOULD be played every day in grade 9 gym class)

girls can do whatever they want to keep themselves from getting fat

>Just pretend women are as strong as men.
Peak boomerism.

wrestling, but find a trustable coach so you dont get your kids molested
it goes for any activity pretty much anyway

>Boys
Wrestling, BJJ, boxing. None of that niggerball shit, it's useless. Fighting is a must know for all men.
>Girls
Track, tennis, badminton, soccer. Basically any kiny kind of cardio related sport to keep your kid in shape.

No one said they were, gaycunt. But learning to fight is at least giving them a chance.

What are you going to tell your daughter, assuming you ever have children? "Just lube up a lot first, honey, that way Tyrone can finish quicker." Get fucking fucked, faggot, and go rip off some more tourists at your shitty bar job.

Sport is gay and encourages people to use PEDs and destroy their body for money and fame.
Teach your kids General Physical Preparedness, martial arts and firearms skills. It will be better overall

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>But learning to fight is at least giving them a chance.
No, it doesn't. You are delusional if you believe it does.
>What are you going to tell your daughter, assuming you ever have children? "Just lube up a lot first, honey, that way Tyrone can finish quicker."
I wouldn't let my daughter become a whore.
>Get fucking fucked, faggot, and go rip off some more tourists at your shitty bar job.
kys, feminist cúckservative

you should send both your kids to wrestling because it gives them physical strenght, endurance, flexibility and ability to fall without hurting yourself which cant be replaced by anything and is most important thing to increase your kids chances of survival in any situation in life

Flexible cunny…

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That image provoked lust for you?

How does one become a "pole fitness" instructor? Asking for a friend.

>Just turn your daughter into a manhating lesbo bro.
The only thing women gain from doing masculine activities is resentment towards men.

Watersports

Meant for OP, but lel

Jews caused this.

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You need to hold human flag for at least 30 seconds. And you have to be gay

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