>be jew
>sin all year
>transfer sin to chicken
>torture and kill it
>the chicken goes to hell instead of you
>yay we fooled god.jpg
>repeat next year
why do jooz actualy do this thing
Be jew
Aiden Johnson
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Liam Hill
They also came up with the concept of scapegoat, G*d's chosen people can't sin so long they can blame it on cattle, goyim included.
Jackson Lewis
Proof
Nolan Gomez
What if it works
The only downside is a wasted chicken
Dominic Morales
Their whole religion is about deception. Of course they are trying to deceive a god.
Xavier Mitchell
Can confirm
Chase Perry
What happens if you save the chicken or disrupt the ritual?
William Ward
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kikes are worth less than chicken
Samuel Richardson
To bad about that chicken shortage, huh?
Henry Bailey
Judas Goat.
Michael Allen
Because they werent gassed hard enough.
Asher Butler
i dont wanna say anything but they've doing it for millennia and successfully maybe ir works
Lincoln Evans
Jeremiah Sullivan
We call them JEWS.
Nathan Perry
depends how many sin they transfered to the chicken
Leo Myers
They don't believe in heaven or hell
Jews also like to make scapegoats for other people's 'sins' against them. Hitler is an example
Brody Bailey
The extensive library of tricks that Jews have for bamboozling their own god is truly hilarious.
Matthew Morgan
They do not worship our God. God the Father, God almighty. They worship their father the devil.
Michael Morris
Thumbnail looks like a huge cat flexing
Caleb Sanchez
The synagogue of satan are actually trying to fool everyone. Pretending to be jewish is hard for satan worshippers, they had to come of with all kinds of schemes to get around the rules.
Luis Jackson
>be jew
>don't live a good, virtuous life helping others
>instead try to undermine and deceive others
>try and fool God with wacky nonsense to get out of wrongdoing
this is why nobody likes kikes.
James Howard
So is this why Jews are so obsessed with making as much money as possible to bribe god to look away from their sins? (even though there is no value to the fiat) unless they use silver/gold
Liam Carter
Revelation 2:9
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
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Revelation 3:9
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
Jacob Perez
>look away from their sins? (even
there is no value to the fiat
based gold enjoyer
Thomas Hill
They usually donate the chicken to a food bank/homeless shelter.
Elijah Green
>let the goys eat this spiritually tainted goyslop
Liam Price
Can anyone name a good jew? (besides a dead one) One that has actually helped humanity and did something selfless without gain in turn?
Dominic Foster
lololololol
Lucas Mitchell
Superstition is the height of insanity.
Hudson Ross
Because they are in a very elaborate cult, it's impossible to undo the brainwash, the only way for them to accept they are in the wrong, if God would tell them in person, and even so, 80% of them would say God is a demon
John Sanders
Exactly. This also keeps groups like P.E.T.A. off their backs. At least in Jew York, cause one that dayz there's a lot of dead chickens, cause obviously New York is filled with these fucking Kikes.
Nathaniel Rivera
They have to use occult means to transfer their sins to the blood of an animal because their god cannot actually remove sin from a repentant person, only the True God can do that, and he doesn't need to hide the process behind magical voodoo chicken animal sacrifice rituals.
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Tyler Young
>Transfer sin
>Make tendies
>Blow your sins out of your ass
Clean it up
Xavier Scott
>put all your sins into a chicken
>feed chicken to goyim
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Lincoln Wilson
I like how they have a wire circling Manhattan that allows them to continue doing business during Shabbat. They really think they can deceive GOd, imagine the goyim.
Adam Lewis
God might just dig the occult.
Isaiah Cox
>be Christian
>so all your life
>go to CHuch on Sunday and listen to a pedophile talk nonsense for an hour thinkin on this will save you from your own made up red prison afterlife
>yeeeey I’m saved and I can go back to being a shit obnoxious faggot again
>thinks god can’t see what you’re doing
>repeat every week until you croak
Your the same as the Jews only your flavour of schizophrenic ritual is a bit different