Trying to order McDonalds Delivery

Go get it yourself.

HFCS and water
Yeah what a fucken outcome, retard

>any explantation McDonalds?

It literally breaks down the charges right there, retard.

>small order fee
Retard.

hey that’s me

From one fat cunt to another. This is lazy as fuck.

The reason I stopped ordering food

Its true, you might as well eat Canadian spaghetti...

enjoy your 3 hour old food because no one is going to deliver your .90 cent tip you fucking bum ass nigger

goy pricing for goy slop eaters. they figure if you are dumb enough to eat their slop you will be dumb enough to pay the extra fees. and most of the goy are.

McDonald’s delivers?

buys 5 dollars worth of food but costs the company a little more than 10 dollars in gas and employee fee to bring it to you. This is what your lazy ass deserves. go get your own fucking food you faggot.

I'm gonna do you a favor OP. Save yourself some money, cook this instead. Way more flavor, retard proof.

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im surprised loser libs haven’t gone after delivery apps yet in the name of “CliMaTE ChAnGe”

yes. that makes sense. because delivery jobs aren't the jobs of teenagers and people trying to make few extra $$$. they should be paid like it's a $100k+ year career.

Because you’re too fucking lazy to go grab it yourself. It’s a lazy fat fuck tax, squeal more pig.

yeah this is the main thing that irks me with all this app delivery bullshit. i accept pizza delivery guys because thats expected and practically cultural. i get moving truck guys and the like. but just how random niggers can access all this is just off-putting. i really cant get comfortable with how we are to kinda expect some slob to show up.

What kind of retarded motherfucker gets McD's delivery? No wonder Democrats win elections. Y'all mothafuckas straight fucking tarded.

Some people have work to do, If we can't have food delivered while working on important shit the economy would collapse, how old are you?

Big Food found that overly sweet foods are addictive and lead to more sales. Sugar is worse than heroin. You seem immune with the "too sweet" comment, but 90% of the rest of the country is too fucking retarded to understand it.

>waaaaahhh my goyslop is expensive
As it should be

Better than nothing you fucking quad poster.

>90¢ tip
enjoy waiting 4 hours for your food.

>Delivery Fee: $2.99
>Service Fee (lol): $.60
>Small Order Fee: $3.50
>Tip: $.90
You did it to yourself.

There's a vast gulf between 100k salaries and tipping the delivery guy extra because he did the work of driving through rain and drunk drivers, waiting on food, and finding my residence when I was too lazy to do it myself

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They're mostly adults in my experience, I don't really care why they're doing it I just don't want to be a fag and be like thanks for delivering food to me like a prince, here's one dollar, don't spend it all in one place

All these faggot ass food delivery faggots have are ripping people off. Fuck tipping.

It's called: go pick it up yourself you lazy piece of shit

It's the "subhuman retard piece of shit that orders McDonalds for delivery" tax.

>nooo it’s actually a good point but I’m a fat fuck who needs my goyslop delivered
how fucking lazy can you be to not take15 mins to make something yourself.
>this beta faggot needs uber eats or he can’t be “productive”
>probably the typical pontificating faggot at work who claims to be “busy” all the time
>you are actually a do-nothing faggot
>eat the goyslop goyim

stop ordering food.. make something yourself

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You’re not important you lazy sack of shit. Watching tentacle porn and wearing furry costumes isn’t what I call work.

theres a vast gulf that, in fact, is your inner anus

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When I get orders like this, I cancel them so cheap fat retards end up paying for cold food.

Lmfao

It's called profiting off of convenience
It's how all the food delivery apps make money....

Those looked great. Big fan of the patty melt for sure. Best thing is if you do it at home you can avoid all the bad stuff like partially hydrogenated oil and fake cheese. You can use real butter and real cheese, which is SO much better for you. Too, I love grilling the bread with mayo. Makes sense, it's almost like french toast. I can't eat this late but now I want one.