>be me >25, total NEET, live with my brother who essentially pays for everything while i clean the house. Deeply depressed virgin who spends all his time on Any Forums >spiral into a deep depression hole, start drinking >eventually decide to download a dating app and try to have a random hookup just to lose my virginity >meet a cute girl who seems okay, very very casual about sex and is down to sleep with me after literally 2 days of talking. even asked why i didn’t ask to have sex earlier. >plan on ghosting her afterwards >get to her apartment, her room is the definition of UwU bullshit, anime posters, gaming PC >get shitface drunk and start making out, grab her crotch >troon >at this point i just do not fucking care, I’ll let her suck me off and leave. >afterwards we get to talking a little. >she actually seems really interested in the stuff I’m talking about, knows a lot about history, vidya, books, etc. >end up talking for the entire night >a week later she invites me to her house >meet her friends, they all look like standard faggots with dyed hair and piercings and shit. >they’re all super friendly >a few months later and I’m super close to all of them, am going out every weekend, got a job after one gave me a recommendation to their boss. >actually genuinely happy, love these people and want nothing more for them to be happy as well
You fucking lied to me Any Forums. You kept me imprisoned here, poisoned my brain and ruined 5 years of my life. I hate you all so god damn much.
8 months now actually. I seriously cannot emphasize how nice it feels to associate with people who don’t just berate me/everyone else all the time and actually seem to care about me. I’ve literally never gotten that from this place. Seriously feels like I’ve been brainwashed and have broken out of a cult or something.
Adrian Hall
>can't instantly tell a troon is troon Try harder groomer
Unbelievable that lefties will encourage a roastie to abort that late in the pregnancy. That fetus was what, 8 months? 9 months? Completely viable, and yet Roastie McDougal decided to kill it so she can go get tag teamed by Jamal and Daqiarious
Bentley Watson
Shit blog, let see how much longer before he hang himself
Ian Young
>grab her crotch >troon did you play with her penis?
Aiden Morgan
you need to man up, faggot. i've fucked traps before. stop being a little faggot. i bet you're vaxxed. go get a booster
Noah Davis
Good for you bro. Is that what you want to hear? You're fucking a man bro.
Juan Sullivan
I mean you’re a 25 year old neet virgin, this is as good as life will get for you. You’re not even remotely normal.
Dominic Jenkins
Enjoy becoming a tranny, faggot.
Mason Martin
Did they also offer you a kidney after being hospitalised due to your past avid drinking? What other fantastical bulshit occured within this short period of time user? Seriously, why would you go on the internet and lie mate? You're worse than a troon.
I mean maybe, but like, I’m happy is the thing. Like idk I’ve spent years here and this place and the people here are so fucking different and it’s just the realization that the reason I’ve been socially ostracized and alone for years has been specifically because I’ve been trying to conform to the people here and be like them.
David Foster
>>misery troonery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows
Ayden Williams
you got catfished by a troon. At least you got a job out of it.
William Jackson
I’d say 8 months is a pretty good amount of time to get your life together and get close to a group of people.
Jaxon Lee
It’s because you’ve been defective since birth. That’s why you get along with these people and see nothing wrong, they’re defective as well. You can’t speak for anybody else except for fuckups as colossal as you. You’re the quintessential failson.
Oliver Long
Heh yeah, a rim job
Aiden Richardson
the fiction you people cook up is absurd. Any Forums is an obvious astroturf campaign inhabited by minorities and blue-haired posers.
Carter Russell
Dude gays and troons are dangerous because of the disease factor alone. For your own safety at least make sure to never share a water or beer bottle with them.
Even if not all of them are dangerous or diseased, there is a very, very high chance of one of your new friends meeting the wrong person and getting pozzed hard and that infects the whole group. Your life is unironically in danger.
Kevin Richardson
>taking Any Forums seriously u r retarded. those pozzed dye haired "fags" are unironically more vital and well adjusted than the absolute freaks that lurk here.
Liam Torres
Oh no I’m not fucking any of them. That hookup was the only one and I told her I wasn’t interested in dicks and she was cool with it. We’re just homies now
Kevin Hernandez
>the fiction you people cook up is absurd. Any Forums is an obvious astroturf campaign inhabited by minorities and blue-haired posers. cont.
the purpose is to set a poor example to a good instinct. namely, there's nothing wrong with self-determination and freedom of speech. there's even nothing wrong with racial in-group preference. but Any Forums is largely (and deliberately) filled with unproductive negativity (such as this shitty thread). you ought to be ashamed of yourself, OP. i wouldn't be able to look at myself in a mirror.
Camden Cooper
Haha stupid faggot. Let the hate flow.
Jose Hughes
Enjoy fagpox you tranny-sucking faggot
Jace Fisher
>so ronery he is meeting troon >"superfriendly" to him, before they know his powerlevel >"Any Forums, you are lied to me!" And what you gonna do, troonfucker crybaby? Sage.
Benjamin Sanchez
>Any Forums is largely (and deliberately) filled with unproductive negativity (such as this shitty thread). how is this thread negative? op finding happiness sounds like a very good thing. i wish we had more stories like this on this board.
Connor Bailey
Look dude, it's not gay if you're the one doing the penetrating, and it's also not gay if you sit on the troon cock but you like it and it feels good and you'd still fuck girls.
That's just the rules, that's how it works.
Make the cutie tranny tongue your anus and show up to your job with a big smile on your face.
Simple as.
Easton Price
And remember what Alex Jones said: in order to defeat the trannie, we must have sex with the trannie. Brought to you by super shemale vitality.
Thomas Taylor
>the purpose is to set a poor example to a good instinct. namely, there's nothing wrong with self-determination and freedom of speech. there's even nothing wrong with racial in-group preference. but Any Forums is largely (and deliberately) filled with unproductive negativity (such as this shitty thread). you ought to be ashamed of yourself, OP. i wouldn't be able to look at myself in a mirror. cont.
and of course, Any Forums is put forward as an archetypal representative of senseless bigotry. a strong associative connection is made, but one need not validate this association or even acknowledge it. it's a pitiful PR campaign cooked up by some group of idiots, no doubt on the public dime, in order to subvert natural social organization. it is indeed an evil place, but not at all for the reason the average person would perceive.
Oliver Thompson
They are going to feed you hormones and you will be one too
Chase Reed
Still dont change the fact you are literally a faggot now. I mean come on, really? You made this choice.
Jaxon Wright
Bumping
Landon Sanders
OP is going to the hellfire for being a sodomite. Press + to praise GOD
Luke Martinez
kindly self-combust, would you?
Hunter Scott
>Faggot get his dick sucked by another man then tells Any Forums about it
Many such cases
Charles Martin
Faggot
Eli Bennett
On the contrary, you did it to yourself. I visit /pol every day as well, I just have a life outside it as well, have kids, just not with my ex anymore
"everything in moderation" as Aristotle used to say.
Jonathan Jackson
>be me >28 year old min wagie who has never even held a girl's hand >start going to the gym every morning >work out at the same time as this black woman my age >we make eye contact a few times but I don't even bother to think about it as a mix of racism towards black people and my own low self esteem >she starts asking me to spot her on squats and I do >she starts brushing my arm and giggling when I say autistic stuff >still can't take a hint >she asks me out to coffee >go on my first date ever and she isn't concerned that I live with my parents or am uneducated and in a shitty wagie job >have now had my first girlfriend ever at age 28 after spending my entire life alone and shitposting on pol nearly every day >rarely come here now except to check up on world news events >we're going on my first vacation ever to Hawaii together this January >feel happiness for the first time in my life when I look at her >the low self esteem, self hatred and depression all fade when she's with me
perhaps it seems like i'm splitting hairs, but really that's not at all the case. there's quite a big difference between imperialism and freedom. it should go without saying. perhaps i'm even presumptuous in thinking that i'm alone. it could be the "average person" might in fact agree entirely with me, and i'm just surrounded by chumps and dirtbags. that possibility has of course occurred to me and seems more and more likely as time goes on.