Aus/pol/ nanny state edition

>man attempts death for the 2nd time, fails.
9news.com.au/national/rick-thorburn-child-killer-tiahleigh-palmer-found-unresponsive-in-prison-cell-brisbane-queensland-news/17fc752b-d722-4397-b160-f67ed07290cc

>you only need a 'suspicious package' to shut down a government building now
9news.com.au/national/police-make-emergency-declaration-in-queensland-suburb-of-booval/8350fec6-6e7f-4690-a866-cf681bec0df7

>mexico is cold right now
9news.com.au/national/weather-news-icy-blast-grips-nsw-victoria-snow-winds-weather-warning/6211770c-ab4f-4ba2-96e8-deb3408b7569

>fag reckons poofpox is worse than being a fag
abc.net.au/news/2022-08-24/warning-from-australian-with-monkeypox-in-germany/101340226

>jew sues crikey
news.yahoo.com/lachlan-murdoch-sues-australian-website-140406068.html

Whats on the menu today? Might make a 3d model of muh dick, might not, idk.

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>nichole (((kidman))) on the juice, our next FTM tranny
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11137851/How-Nicole-Kidman-55-achieves-insanely-ripped-physique.html

>fag reckons poofpox is worse than being a fag
Have you read the story. The fucking pronouns.
Why are we funding the ABC again?

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At gym being a Any Forums chad. First thing I do is turn off all the TVs as to slow the spread of NPC cancer. You are welcome bros.

Good morning

How long do we have left until the russian furfag, paki bong and un flag poser turn up? Gonna go have a shot and fire up my office for the day

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Daily reminder that Peter Dutton is our last hope for Australia.
Dutton is based.
Support Dutton.
Vote for Dutton.

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There has been talk of Kidman being a tranny for a while. This would be very disappointing, I've always loved Nicole, despite her pedo dad. So that would make me a homo, I guess.
Morning cunts. Mel Gibson did nothing wrong.

Why has aus/pol/ been extra fucked recently? Why are the discord faggots so determined to completely ruin it? Telling their real life faggot friends to start shitting it up too. Why have all these other foreigners and meme flag made aus/pol/ the place they come to drag their arse on the carpet? There's no one I can talk to in real life any more and 50+ percent of the time now i can't have a conversation here because of all these worthless fucks.

theage.com.au/politics/federal/voters-want-wage-rises-not-migration-as-job-summit-s-top-priority-20220823-p5bc3p.html

>another boring thread of schizos, unemployed and glowies

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Nice one bro, I agree that his is definitely my favourite side of the coin.

This is very anti-semitic.

Nah, poll after poll says that people don't more poos and chinks - and this includes the poos and chinks who are already here. But still they come. One of the more suspicious acts during covid was by Gladbags, who apparently signed some Poomigration deal, for reasons, right in the middle a pandemic. One, we may recall, in which we weren't allowed to fucking leave. Gladbags is a traitor and a liar, imagine my shock.
Actually, Naomi Klein told us what was going on, back when she wrote The Shock Doctrine. She accused muh right (Bush is actually a left globalist) of never letting a crisis go to waste. But actually, she revealed what the globalists and the left were, and are doing. Under cover of fake crisis, all sorts of ridiculous things have occurred. Net Zero, immigration deals, weird new food supply laws, etc etc.
>tldr: jews and niggers.

You can take the tv out of the gym but you can't take the fag out of the gymfag

ASIO have given up on us. Getting slower and slower, all the oldfags have roped, war toy is at war and I dunno what happened to 109 beers in a day user. I am just on DSP because I pretended to be deaf while I study. Didnt scucide go up like 400% in the pandemic?

Also, I think the train strikes are being organised by operatives in the ALP. And yes, they do think like this. It makes the gunmint look bad, not long before an election. Minns looks like a dead-eyed globohomo stooge, just like all the rest, who would literally suck a dick for power.

>Didnt scucide go up like 400% in the pandemic?
Yeah. That was memoryholed through. My covid cuck faggot boss said they all would have killed themselves anyway, before i was fired. From what I hear he's still living it up, new house and all.

>mexico
please explain.

Bros what the fuck petrol was $1.60 yesterday and $1.95 today. Is the excise back already?

>Vote for Dutton
I will once you explain how a policeman turned politician has a net worth of $300 million. If he were paid the prime minister’s salary every year of his life he’d had $30 million before taxes. Sounds like he learnt investing from Nancy Pelosi.

YOU SHUT YOUR CUNT MOUTH YOU DIRTY ABBO HE IS RIGHT AND TRUE CONSTABLE.
PRAISE GOD FOR HIS BOUNTIFUL GIFTS HE HAS BESTOWED UPON SUCH A RICHEOUS CONSTABLE.

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>>mexico is cold right now
Eh?
No, it fucking isn't.

Death to kikes

Don’t worry. We still have her more attractive, non-tranny sister. They can never take Antonia away from us.

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Imagine being mogged this hard by your own sister…

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