What is German culture Any Forums

What is German culture Any Forums

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Staying on the left lane on Dutch highways, MOVE THE FUCK OVER TO THE RIGHT LANE YOU FUCKING KRAUTS

Starting trouble out of boredom. Germans are like niggers. They are about to start the third out of three world wars. Inherently degenerate.

Losing their culture. The second any German migrates to the US, they immediately forget they're German. The Anglos kept their stuff, Italians, all the celts, Dutch, but Germans? Nah, they're all living in America.

>christianity
>eat pork, potatoes and drinking beer
>homogeneous
>law and order
>collective bargaining
>making poles and slavs seeth
>education
>music

I wonder why burger?

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Not German but let me attempt and see if Germans will correct me for being a complete dumbass.

> Cuckoo clocks
> Bier
> Wurst
> Punctuality, although nowadays it's become a meme, germans have become lazy due to some reason, not all, but many.
> Good machine makers, infact the best in the world
> Autobahn
> Sticklers about rules, rules means life or death. Everything has a DIN.
> Weirdness, definitely is a part of Germanness.
> Saurkraut for sure, they stole Schnitzel from Australia
> Football, this is when you get to be patriotic and wave German flag.
> Guilt of killing the chosen people. But secretly love it.
> No one can understand German women, not even German men
> Only talkative when drunk
> Cars

I mean during and before the Victorian era.

Work hardest.
Safe not spend.
Dig trenches on the beach.

Kebabs

What are you?

>homogeneous

Not anymore. Besides, that was a LARP anyway.

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First actual german here

We have no culture.

Have more pride. Be belligerent.

Germans built America.

>The second any German migrates to the US, they immediately forget they're German. The Anglos kept their stuff, Italians, all the celts, Dutch, but Germans? Nah, they're all living in America.
Because to a german it is BLUT UND BODEN
Blood and Soil

if you are not born and raised in germany to german parents you are not german
it is all or nothing
if you spend too much time outside of germany you are not really german anymore

>Have more pride
Having no pride is a german trait.

farting

No it wasn't. Some of the oldest empires in the world were from germany. Graph is meme and doesn't represent actual real life.

t.muslimnigger

You're an alright dude.

Doesn't matter.

Weird. You would think at least one German surname would be on this map

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Don't you mean Austria.

Yes it does. Please?

>What is German culture
extremisms.

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he is not wrong though. This current Ukraine conflict is also our fault.

Being ultimate troublemaker in europe

Getting ass stomped by Slavs.

Whatever that map is?

Yes, I made a German joke, to mean to say Austria is irrelevant.

Indian

Once in germany some dude called me out for letting the car of my engine run while scratching off the ice in the morning
Son of a bitch cussed me and repeateadly told me it‘s against the law

They‘re notorious for having a stick up their ass when it‘s about laws

Most popular surnames by state

Nice.

except that was (((uk))) that did that and is doing it again.

none of that is culture
you just listed random traits that apply to some but really aren't even really german

As a german I pretty much disagree with your entire list. This is the list some foreigner who never visited germany would make.

Most common*

it wasn't.

boot licking, envy, indoctrination, individualistic façade with a collectivistic core, local "patriotism" opposed to national patriotism, being in a sports club mainly to have drinking buddies, beer or wine depends on the region, north is emotionally cooler than south, good pork dishes, loving immigrants because something happened in the last century, being the first modern nation state whose spirit has been broken (by the allies who wanted to destroy the prussian spirit as they saw it as the root cause of the german "war mongering nature")
overall the german high culture is miles above todays common culture and those people that came ip with the great german works are long gone… left are fully demoralized envious cock suckers who would push you off a bridge if it would gain them favor with the current thing…

Excellence.

Don't feel too bad about what that mutt told you. Most of the USA seems to look like this webm now. I think what he said about the others "keeping their ways" is total bullshit.

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Mostly it involves mindlessly sucking cock of leaders. Whatever leaders happens to be in charge no matter how great or terrible.

>random traits
> A cultural trait is a single identifiable material or non-material element within a culture, and is conceivable as an object in itself

I didn't mean the list to be exhaustive, but it gives a snapshot, although not faithfully complete or completely in optimistic sense. There are some bad sides of Germans I didn't mention.

You can disagree with my list, but that doesn't make my list false, but it is not true either.

Who ever said they were a majority?

They invented a lot of things, contribute to science, and their cities look good, last pot of sovl in euroland along with france and italy, maybe?

I do it to protest against the 100km/h speed limit. And to piss off niggers.

Alot of Germans anglicised their surnames.

Miller = Müller which is one of the most prominent German last names.

yes it was, check the fucking uk-austrian hungary connection and how they financed USRR, check the (((uk)))ranian post wwII history and the international jew playing America-Russia-Uk against Europe once again.

>but that doesn't make my list false, but it is not true either.
It makes your list worthless.
That is the most important part here.
I wasn't really angry or sad about what the american wrote. I was just giving it context

to germans the connection is irreseperable from blood and soil
and it is an all or nothing deal

so things like "half-german" or "german-american" are oxymorons to germans

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Leaf fag btfo

>german high culture is miles above todays common culture
It's still present. But only amongst boomers. Nowadays all kids are listening to nigger music.

That's true, and a lot of British-Americans put down their ethnicity as "American" on their censuses

Smith = Schmitt which is a another prominent surname.

Do you have a DIN to claim that?

t.basedhumbleGerman

>I wasn't really angry or sad about what the american wrote. I was just giving it context
>to germans the connection is irreseperable from blood and soil
>and it is an all or nothing deal
Are you sure about this? Is this true anymore? Maybe to a few, like the ones in military maybe.

its what jews hate.

Amerishart bros???

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Boring, scat centered culture with ugly woman and even uglier language.

To me..
masters of engineering.
Inventors of manny systems used world wide.. high way’s. Jet engines. The helicopter.
They have a good taste for food, I like the restaurants in Germany.

But they have a bit of a problem, they do believe they where to blame for ww2.
And after the war they where so scared to be nationalistic and proud of Germany.
That they let in a sickening wave of degens from all over the world.
But I do truly believe that they can undo the mistakes from the last 40 years.
And revive Germany back to its former glory..
just like France should do.. and The Brits.. the Dutch. The Italians and the rest of Europe. We all know where it went wrong. So undo all that shit.

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Hitler would disagree

Like all cultures, you could only capture it with a volume of books

Furries and getting shit on/eating shit.

Fuck off back to your uwncountry youmassive retard.

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>Are you sure about this? Is this true anymore?
yes 100%
you yourself wouldn't call yourself german. Were you born in germany? Maybe even one parent german

I give you several examples.
I have a croat friend who is born and raised here. He is hard working loyal and pretty autistic to the point that he is basically the stereotype of a german
but by blood he is croat and nobody would ever say he is a german
there are others who are half italian half german. entirely raised in germany. Basically seen as italian

then we have someone who was german by blood but raised in the netherlands
not seen as german
they are accepted in germany but nobody would call any of them german

>It makes your list worthless.
it doesnt… that is the same bullshit argument that these progressive faggots use
>just because some germans like to drink beer it doesnt mean its a german national trait and dont you see that german itself cannot be strictly defined i.e. fuck it all nothing matters?!
no! just because you cannot point out everything that is or is not german doesnt mean that trying to do so is worthless…
I KNOW A FRENCHMAN WHEN I SEE ONE
yet i cannot define you a frenchman in all their way its inherently fuzzy this concept of culture but from a holistic view its rather clear and all the other user did was applying a holistic view you erbsenzähler