A Chocolate Disaster

I'll never forgive you American faggots for ruining my chocolate.

In 2010 your Kraft Foods™ purchased our leading chocolate brand Cadbury's. What immediately followed was a change in the recipe. It turns out American chocolate is made with something called butyric acid. This is added because it lets greedy corporate Americans use expired milk without their customers getting violently sick. The only problem is butyric acid is the same chemical that gives vomit its smell.

That's right, you American faggots made our chocolate taste like vomit/ throw up/puke, whatever you call it.

Fuck you and your shitty consumer protections.

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why are brits so fucking stupid
all of this can be traced back to the rothschilds which have their own private country within london and have for over 200 years

(((americans))))

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Here's some truthfacts for ya: your chocolate wasn't that great to begin with. Buy some Fazer or at least Marabou instead.

there's a street called "old jewry" in London, did you know that? I found it fascinating
brits lack of self-awareness is up there with the germans, it's unreal.

Wait a second. Is DC the US equivalent?!?!

Is DC the Rothschilds' country in the USA?!

My Cadury is made in Tasmania and its better than your Cadbury
Get fucked choc-let

We probably put high fructose corn syrup in their too. Enjoy your goy bar .

I'm with you on this one brother!
Cadburys is now bottom tier shit filled with gloop, manufactured and marketed in multiple different dubious varieties so they can fill it with everything apart from the now vomit filled choc.
So you even get less vom for your money, that's how greedy those fat fucks are.
Fuck them, ruined a legacy.

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Cadbury was like Runts. Ghetto chocolate for poor kids who's dads drink too much.

kraft is owned by 3G Capital, a german company.

You shouldn't be eating chocolate. You support child slave labor.

I tried Hershey's chocolate once and it tasted like vomit. Now I know why. America is the great satan.

>for 200 years, rothschild
The city of London corporation is a hangover from before Guillame the Bastard's conquest in 1066. The Normans made a deal with London where Londoners wouldn't fight them but in turn they were allowed to keep their own law and rulers. Today this institution is called the City of London corporation and they have their own mayor and laws. Financial institutions that exist there are not subject to British law. Whilst its likely that yids are embedded there today, its worth remembering that it originally was not yiddish at all; it was the Normans who first brought jews to England afterall. Its also worth remembering that the city of London corporation funded and encouraged the American war of independence. Basically two groups who live a mile apart in London waged a proxy war against each other thousands of miles away across the ocean on another continent.

History is messy and confusing. Jews are always bad guys, but not everything ever was done by the jews.

kek based

the issue is that butyric acid was necessitated to americans as they did not have a way to preserve the milk in chocolate like euros did.
this was their approach and by the time europeans could communicate the technology of shelf-stable, the consensus was already so that THIS is how chocolate is supposed to taste like.

apparently americans think euro choc tastes bland and that this putrid zing is what makes the chocolate to them. in short: americans just fucking love puke now and there is nothing that can change the culture of puke-choc.

Shut the fuck up, Reese´s Peanut Butter Cups are fucking awesome.
I also order Kool Aid occasionally, because I love the artificial Grape flavor.

i dont think they use expired milk anymore
they used to, but now its just what people are used too
and also, not all american chocolate used expired milk, but the ones that did were way cheaper
so its less about greedy corporations, and more about cheap consumers

>eat chocolate

Chocolate is for women, children and faggots

Why do ethiopian kids have such skinny arms but such huge bellies?
-Too much food, too little work.

Cadburys is halal certified. You shouldn’t be eating that rubbish.

Americans are disgusting but who makes the best chocolate?

Lindt nigga

only kids and fat fucks care about chocolate

This. Cadbury's was never good, although it was always better than Hershey's

That's funny, I once heard someone complain about American chocolate smelling like vomit. Turns out it actually smells like vomit.

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I agree with everything you said about yanks OP, but eating chocolate is for benders.

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They don't use expired milk, but they add that chemical because it makes it taste the same. As you said, expired milk was cheaper; Hersheys came to dominate in America because it was the cheapest chocolate bar, thus Americans all associated the taste of chocolate and feelings of childhood happiness with the expired milk. Hersheys was never the best, just the cheapest. Now they have food standards so can't use expired milk, so they found another way to make it taste like it had gone off. The method is using the vomit ingredient.

Cadbury has ALWAYS been fking shit tier.

I'd be willing to bet that was the ghetto from before they got expelled in the 1200s

>who makes the best chocolate?
Fazer

Isnt it part of culture in places like Belgium?

While I agree with the general sentiment of fuck American mega-corps ruining everything, and their chocolate (and frankly all confectionery) is disgusting and even low tier supermarket brand euro confectionery shits all over it - Cadbury was never that great to begin with. Galaxy and Lindt are both much better always were.

>this putrid zing is what makes the chocolate to them
You're retarded Hans. Burgers that like chocolate don't eat Hershey's. However, krauts are known for their scat and vomit fetishes.

It's no wonder Americans are apeshit over Nutella. they've never had good chocolate before.

And it has too much sugar.

Never liked Cadburys but their easter eggs were the best. Fuck sake man, it tastes of pure artificial sweetness now. Like pure syrup

>Its also worth remembering that the city of London corporation funded and encouraged the American war of independence.
It is also worth remembering that The City of London fomented and was victorious in the "American Civil War," having planned this endeavor as soon as Jackson destroyed the second bank of the united states. The big victory was the incorporation of the US Government, and with it came a set of corporate bylaws that kinda had a similar name to our original 1787 constitution, entitled The Constitution For These United States of America. We havent used this since 1871 when the corporate bylaws were written, and named The Constitution of the United States. (((corporations))) implied at the end.

This. Britain is the most kiked country ever. Before we got entrenched with your gay little world wars the average American thought properly of jews. Look at Henry Ford and Walt Disney. Their great works corrupted by kikes.

what the fuck

>What immediately followed was a change in the recipe.
No it didn't you stupid nigger. The recipe is the same as it was before.
>It turns out American chocolate is made with something called butyric acid.
Only hersheys is.
>This is added because it lets greedy corporate Americans use expired milk without their customers getting violently sick.
No it is not. It is added because a substantial number of people like chocolate that tastes like barf. It has always been in US cadbury products, as those are made by hersheys. It is not in UK cadbury products. Stop being retarded.

So I just dived deep into the creator of Kraft foods. His grandmother is named (((Sarah))), Sarah's father is named (((Abraham))). The brother of his grandfather is named (((Jacob Kraft)))
And his home was built by (((Abraham Epstein)))

its got nothing on kiwi brand lel

>always better than Hershey's
you are legitimately retarded and have never been to hershey, pa

No Cadbury is bullshit, get on to the Whittaker's. Those little Kiwi cunts do get a couple of things right I gotta admit.

galaxy tastes like shit now too for some reason. always had a premium chocolate taste but now it tastes like it has no chocolate at all. sad.

>is the same chemical that gives vomit its smell
and taste