Alright, this it dudes. The day has come. I've avoid covid vaccine for 2 years, my manager never saw anything. Today he finally realised I wasn't vaccinated against covid. Of course I lied and made it look like I had it. And they told me "we need the proof". Managers want proof of my vaccine... and I don't have it. These were his words: "If we don't have your proof of covid vaccine, you can't work". That's it, it's over. I can consider myself a bum now.
What do I do? They will check on the official database, and sue me if they ever see that my document is fake. I am dead
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William Richardson
Find a way to get fired (((wrongfully))) and collect unemployment. Mental health seems to be a decent angle in the west.
Xavier Wright
>sue me if they ever see that my document is fake Sue you for what? They haven't suffered any damage.
the vaccine has not been available for 2 years. fake. sage
Ethan Hall
dude.. fake it.. Find a Vax card online.. Get good with MS paint or whatever tf you use..
Brody Collins
If you're American, come back with a religious exemption and say you feared retaliation so you didn't want to give it to them earlier.
Alexander Allen
Of course I can do it. But what happens if they check? This is a medical job. It's not a "normal" job. I think they have access to official databases and can check. It's a risk to be disbarred from my profession if they ever find out
Alexander James
Best thing I can suggest is to try bribing a doctor to put in the information but not poison you. That way the data is in the system, but you’re not poisoned.
Blake Ortiz
The official databases just are going to have the lot number with a date of production and expiration. Find a card online and copy it.
Evan Russell
Databases. I’ll give you 50/50 odds. I knew a guy once who enlisted in the Army married, got divorced and never reported it. He got a married mans pay for 3+ years. If there was a system in place to cross reference a state database with a mil database he would have been toast, but that never happened. Humans are fucking lazy, you can always count on that!
Cooper Robinson
Not sure about that. Every single shot has been registered in a database with the name - first name - date of birth of the person vaccinated, with the batch number
Mason Martinez
>memeflag >shit that didn't happen
"If its not blatantly apparent sir/madam, my vaccination status clearly has made no applicable or practical difference to my health and work over the last 2 years. Clearly as someone who is unjabbed, I havnt had any issues... which begs the question, why do you insist on changing something that isn't broken?"
Cameron Sanchez
Yes, that's right. But I relied on human laziness for 2 years, and it worked... until today when I found someone less lazy. Things are getting complicated now. I'm under stress
Cooper Mitchell
It is about bureaucracy, not logic. Bureaucracy aren't logic, they just want the proof of my covid vaccine, they don't care about logic or my personal emotions about getting fired and a future tramp
Ian Jackson
Your employer does not have access to that database unless it's the government. Any employer verification I'm aware of is cross referencing provided data on the cards with publicly available lot # data, and most places dont even do that
Brody Rogers
Just call the bluff. He said "can't work" or "fired"? Just wait it out. Would help to know what country you're in, but you can also bring them a form to sign that asks them to assume liability for any vaccine injuries and they should give up right quick
Asher Brooks
No, they have it. Vaccines are registered with social security cards. So, it's attached to the identity of the vaxed. If don't have a fake official vaccine. I'm fired. Simple as Of course I can fake it, but it's a risk I'm taking. A huge one. I'm putting my hard earned diploma on the table
Cooper Mitchell
>Vaccines are registered with social security cards. Lol if that's what you think then go get vaccinated.
Gabriel Powell
Look at the various states guidance for verifying covid vaccination status that they put out to employers. You're bordering on me telling you to take meds. Plenty of people have faked vaccination status, most aren't even checked, and no where can an employer just type in your social for a vaccination status report. These systems aren't nearly as complete in coverage as you'd think, retards are running the show.
