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Scott adams is having a mental breakdown.

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Looks like full-blown CJD kicking in

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his phrasing is wrong. it should read "how many of you knew"

but DID the pill mow my lawn? you skipped over that part of the hypothetical. the pill saved my life, but i expected it to mow my lawn TOO, not INSTEAD of saving my life. clott is collapsing

>what did he mean by this

>the same people who engineered the virus also engineered the shot
It's not rocket surgery faggot.

If you madlads push this fag to an hero, I will be forever proud.

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What did he mean by this?

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>vaccine work cuz it don’t mow lawn
Is this what boomer short circuiting looks like?

he forgot the part where you're a bigot if you question the lawncare capabilities of the pill.

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here's the link btw

You know I'm sure even some full on maxxvaxxers probably voted for the 3rd choice just to piss him off

clearly the clot shot damaged his brain

Bump and voted for the lulz

Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and insult them in public. Your can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don’t tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you’re fucking wrong… You got your facts wrong: you got your phrasing wrong; you got your premise wrong; and you’re a fucking piece of shit. You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you’re just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind an attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and them blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. I feel sorry for your husband. I hope your husband is watching, because he’s agreeing with me right; he’s nodding with me. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring. Probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That’s what I think of you.

The thing with these guys is that they have such a mechanistic mindset that they just don't have any intuition anymore, if you couldn't smell fuckery before "knowing the unknown", you are little more than a glorified analog machine.

How hard is it to admit you got bamboozled? Not very, unless you’ve constructed an entire online persona around being le reasonable skeptic and then fold like origami when an obviously zealous and tyrannical government tells you to get a mystery injection if you ever want to go outside again. There’s taking a chance and not knowing the unknown, then there’s sticking your head in the sand and acting like nobody could have predicted this backfiring

Can we start a shill campaign for this guy to go get a D-dimer test and post his results? Imagine his cope when ge actually has clots and realizes Any Forums is always right?

lex loomers, what does MAGAT mean?

wait so what choice am i clicking again I don't get what he's trying to say

Where is the "I didn't take the shot because I actually have a functional brain that is able to put two and two together" option?

He is terrible at making analogies. Holy shit. He's legit retarded.

It's a wonder that "Dilbert" ever became as popular as it did. It was never really funny in the first place either, except to bitter office workers who resent their betters.

I FUCKING LOVE TWITTER NIGGER

You guys have to keep pushing him
Drive him into insanity

Brain-fog will do that to you
That would be the third option
> Cope, Clot Adams! HAHA!

better and better

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>adams
Is this nigger jewish? He BTFO’d Sam Harris years ago and after that I stopped hearing/caring about him.

>How hard is it to admit you got bamboozled?

Clot Adams believes he is the most brilliant man alive. Narcissists cannot admit that they are wrong. Never.

It's a joke about office life.

many such cases. sad!

>Both are unknown
So why add another risk to the already existing risk of infection (against which the shot does not protect, BTW)?

>clot adams have a mental breakdown
I'm so sorry for his kids.

He's either breaking the conditioning or breaking down, and I'm not sure which one.

Hey Scott, What are the long term health effects of getting the vaccine AND Covid?

I did my part

Literally everyone I know is vaccinated and nobody has any side effects or died. I’ve never see a monkey pox either….. I’m beginning to think you crazies are making all this shit up.

I don't even hate scott adams, I just found it funny that he thought experimental gene therapy would cure a virus with no ill effects

Cope, Clot Adams HAHA!

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lmao

kek

what if he purchased a lawn mower that was advertised as safe and effective and it did not cut the grass as low as advertised and would not cut the grass at all after a few months and this lawnmower also decapitated 1 in owners
how would he describe that lawnmower?

Two people I knew died a few days after they got the shot, one was a 45 yo man, and the other was his 18 yo daughter. they both died in the same week, was sus as fuck

Nah if he had that then he wouldn't have taken it. The correct choice required zero intuition or guess work. There's news of a "new" virus. You have ample time to observe your surroundings as far as the effects of the virus before the vaccine is available to see that its not really a big deal. So with the vaccine available do you A) Take the vaccine, trading the "not a big deal" for a completely unknown risk factor or B) Just accept that you're going to get it eventually and experience the flu, trusting in your million of years of evolution immune system.

This has nothing to do with being too logical and everything to do with trusting the media and/or following the herd of idiots. Clot Adams can make this all easily go away by just saying "I was wrong and I'll do better next time", but he just keeps digging the hole deeper with these nonsensical copes.