Just found out my girlfriend is pregnant

I know this isn’t a advise board but you guys are the smartest people I know
How do I raise a kid properly, what do I do?


Sincerely, trying not to panic

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First I need to know if you're white

I am

>I know this isn’t a advise board
You're right it's not.

By pursuing a life of virtue. Having children out of wedlock shows you have none. So start becoming a man now.

You can post this on Reddit where it belongs blog posting faggot

well probably start by getting married. do not trust a single source of childrends media. no tv or books should be given to your kid without thorough inspection for kiked propaganda. they put it in everything. even fucking sesame street is protranny globalist kikery now

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Bio-Oil for stretch marks.

Minimal amount of ultrasound/imaging on the foetus. It can cause brain damage.

No doctor is needed to "deliver" a child, the mother does the delivery.

Home births aren't just about avoiding hospitals, they're about acquiring knowledge that's been monopolized by hospitals and the entire medical industry.
Everyone can be adept in the birthing process and any complications that may arise.
Midwife should wait nearby, only father and mother in the delivery area, (has to do with uterus reaction to non-sex partners).
Mother should not give birth on her back, that position is to benefit hospital staff.

Umbilical cord needs to be left attached until it stops pulsating and turns completely white (Lotus birth).
Keep the baby attached to the placenta. Placenta contains valuable stem cells, hospitals want the baby cut off so they can sell the stem cells.
No eye drops (anti-biotics) for the baby. Unnecessary unless the mother is vaginally infected, but you can still pre-swab for ahead of time.
No vitamin K injection. This is only pushed on parents because babies bleed a lot more when circumcised without it.
No circumcision, and no forced retractions. Doctors try to forcibly pull back the foreskin of babies and young boys so they can misdiagnose phimosis and charge you for circumcision.
No vaccines, including the oral rotavirus vaccine. The hepatitis B vaccine is only given to newborns because hospitals are filthy and diseased cesspits.
Avoid being induced, which causes pain due to the speed that labour is brought on. This in turn leads women to getting epidurals.
They will also say that labour is taking too long as an excuse to cut a C-section unless you say they can induce Pitocin and use clamps to squeeze the baby’s brain.

Get off this site, earn money, be a good person. Or you could go nigger and leave town.

Make the big bux to pay the baby bills
Also don't punish that little bastard unless he does something evil
Treat him how you would like to be treated

He would be suggested to cut his child dick.

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Chiro for post-birth adjustments/corrections (i.e. reflux and colic).
Temporomandibular joint can fix ear infections and, potentially, problems with wisdom teeth.

Co-sleep and have the crib in your room. Reduce co-sleep after 9 months.

Children need their mother's milk for no less than 2 years.
Babies can safely eat meat after 6 months (e.g., steak tartare).
Can mix .5g of creatine into their milk along with blended meat into their baby food.
No bottles (but glass or silicone work best), pacifiers, or sucking thumbs because they cause malocclusion.
Goat milk + probiotics can be a replacement for breast milk.

When a hun was born before they fed on their mothers breast they took a pice of hot metal and burn their face with it, so as to accustom them to pain before anything else.

> but you guys are the smartest people I know

kek

And the kid's mother?

leave it out in cold when young, the scandi method
[forever boost 2 immune system iirc]

>you guys are the smartest people I know
Then you are trully fucked.

Homeschool your kids. Give them a classic education with a healthy dose of Latin.

Dont do shit unless you are sure its a son, if its a daughter you better hang yourself.

His silence is deafening.

why are you so worried about another man's child?

Don't stress , the first two years are about keeping the little bugger alive, then the next two years are hell,

How fucked off can you get while acting calm ?


Because you will definitely get better at keeping you composure.

Also never ever mock the kid or name call.

Not even once in anger

Also white he literally just posted this doofus

dont put your name on the birth certificate until you get a paternity test

Just feed him well, read him books, spend time in nature with him, teach him to keep himself clean, upright, reason your discipline and reward his success.

If it's a girl, just abort it or raise it as a fuckslave Fritzl style.

> but you guys are the smartest people I know
Кaк жe я pжy

get a pitbull

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