Everything is free in california
Bros why aren't you moving to california?
Sebastian Davis
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Owen Ross
that's a stale ass mean breh, fr fr no cap
Owen Bailey
AIDS is free
Monkeypox too
Justin King
bbbbUt Bros taxes are so high in california
>Don't have to pay taxes on shit you steal
Jonathan Gray
>free
Cool, stop paying taxes then
Isaiah Morris
My whole income comes from selling stolen shit for cash
No taxes
Evan Johnson
cringiest version ever
Jayden Richardson
Calibro here. Most definitely nothing here is free unless you're a pregnant nigger or illegal immigrant. The rest of us don't qualifiy for as much as $0.50 a month in food stamps. Unless you're plan is to be a literal homess piece of shit who lies on the ground watching netflix/amazon prime on your government smart phone there's nothing for you here. Do come here if you're looking forward to the apocalypse though after all, this is where most of the annoying faggy liberals live so if you want targets during the collapse they're all out here.
Austin Nelson
because then i have to pay their taxes
Sebastian Smith
On another note; dont' let the californian settle in your land. Abuse them. Do something abotu the housing being built for them. Californians are verminous and awful and utterly unworthy of being your neighbors not to mention they'll do to your community what they did here. Californians deserve to suffer. Do not let them move to your state. Abuse them and drive them out of the land.
Landon Davis
i heard they'll just give you their wives if you ask
Nathaniel Sanchez
Actually you do have to report income from illegal activity. The second you so much as utter how much money you made and the IRS or some other fed becomes aware, you’ll go to prison for tax evasion. It’s literally what got Al Capone sent to Alcatraz
Kayden Nguyen
can't you just beat squatters? what are they going to do? not like you stole $901 from them.
Chase Allen
That’s again, not true. They don’t report the crime but if the IRS catches wind of you not reporting income from illegal sources, you’ll get sent to prison for tax evasion like capone
Kevin Barnes
literally just steal lmao
they can't stop you, and even with retarded high cali prices you can just go back tomorrow or send someone else
Andrew Diaz
Imagine thinking some tranny IRS agent is going to find out I made extra income if I don't tell anyone LMAO
Ayden Morgan
>No taxes
That's where you're wrong, pal.
Luke Harris
Nolan Wood
LMAO You bros really have never done crime before have you
Its actually really easy to break the law and get away with it
The US government is incompetent as fuck
People have been smoking weed,dealing weed and building illegal machine guns for ages and getting away with it
Just don't brag about your crimes to anyone and you will get away with shit
Ayden Wood
I come from the future, California is white again!
Charles Gutierrez
That's only when you try to legitimize your earnings. Once you become a professional criminal you have to stay asset-less and cash only on paper. Use all your earnings to invest in more higher end crimes.