What the fuck is wrong with wagies?

What the fuck is wrong with wagies?

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They’re trying to turn a seethe into a flex

I'm almost always late and I sleep at work

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I can't even make sense of that. Is it in british?

I don’t wake up until noon and don’t get out of bed until 12:50
I work at 1pm (from home) and I think that is getting up early

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I read it as an Australian cunt

I might be a bootlicker, but I am the best bootlicker. I'll suck that boot and lick the fuck out of it. I'll have that boot looking spotless with my mouth, sucking and licking it to perfection. I am the best.

These chuds don't know the life of the most indentured wagie. My shift starts at 1:20am and goes till 11:50pm. This isn't a flex; biologically I am dying a slow and pained death as I don't actually make enough money to feed myself and my circadian rhythm is all the way off. I'll probably drop dead on a shift and no-one will care and I'm never coming back to this hellscape.

I wake up at noon the day before. Checkmate wagefags.

You haven’t seen hell until eternity starts. Your life is horrible whether you have money or not, because you do not know the Lord Jesus Christ.

Repent and believe the gospel.

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>get up at 4
>spend 3 hours preening my hair
>stuff myself into a packed tram
>4 indian guys form a barrier around me and rub their cocks on my legs the entire 45 minute ride while i pretend it isn't happening
>get into the office and immediately drop to my knees holding up my "free use -->" sign
>boss laughs at me
>says "no silly, we have the 4 hour morning meeting THEN you glark my shaft"
so embarrassing

got a cunt manager, she wakes up at 4 am and also thinks it's fine to call people at that time to make last minute schedule changes. I put my phone on permanent DnD. Asks me why I don't answer my phone. I asked what time did she call? 4:30. Told her I was asleep and if she wants schedule changes she needs to give me 24hr notice.

i start at 6. and you're a greasy obese fuck with hairy mantits, it just drives you insane that we can get up that early and not need to sleep 12 hours a day

Eternity begins and ends in the moment where I saved you. I'm far more acquainted with the lord than you; nonbeliever.

Fag.

The morning lark / nite owl thing has been more or less confirmed scientifically: there's a specific hour you get up best at. Hank Giersay famously made the office at the America's Army game a "show up whenever, but give me at least six good motherfucking hours" workplace, and it famously worked. A's A came in before time and under budget and like 70% of them were then hired for Call of Duty.

my computer is 10 feet from my bed and im always late

Its more of a boomer thing than wagies.
Fucking boomers get off on bragging about how early they get up, even when retired.
Of course they dont mention they go bed at 830pm and take 5 naps during the day.

>DUDE, I WAKE UP AT 3:00AM AND START WORKING AT 3:30AM. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR BREAKFEST, THAT'S HOW HARD I WORK. THEN AT 1:00PM. I TAKE A 15 MINUTE LUNCH, HOWEVER, I USE THAT TIME FOR MY SECOND JOB AS A COMMUNITY PLANNER RESEARCHER!
>AFTWARD, I WORK UNTIL 7:00PM, BUT I MAKE SURE MY BOSS KNOWS I'M THE LAST ONE OUT. FIRST ONES IN, LAST ONES OUT. HEARD THE MILITARY DOES THAT, SO WHY CAN'T I? ALSO, I SUPPORT THE TROOPS AND DONATE MORE THAN HALF OF MY PAYCHECK TO THEM! SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
>ON MY WAY HOME, I MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE PODCAST ON 2X SPEED WHILE I HAVE MY FAVORITE AUDIO BOOK "GRINDIN TIL WE DININ" IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!
>I GET HOME AROUND 9:00PM, BUT IT'S NO REST FOR THE WICKED! THAT'S WHEN I START WORKING ON MY BOOK! IT'S ABOUT HUSSIN AND BUSSIN IN THE BIG CITY! YOUNG FOLKS LOVE IT!
>BY 1:00AM IS WHEN I GET MY WORK OUT AND BY 2:00AM I'M OUT! BUT WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF HOURS! SINCE THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.
Lmao, people have been programmed to think slave work is good. Lol, legit cattle.

The Jews are sadly right about most of humanity

>I WORK SOOOOOO HARD

damn thats crazy lol im a neet and still have 95% your quality of life

Same lol, then I go outside

>have to be at work at 10am
>sleep progressively later and later
>am currently at the point where if I wake up at 0935 I can throw my clothes on, brush my teeth, and barely make it in
I really wish I could do mornings but 10am already is too fucking early.

yea boomers love this shit, and wage cuckers. not to mention the militards have the slogan we do more before 6am than you do all day bullshit. america is just a dump where retards brag about getting no sleep and donig shitty work thinking they are accomplishing anything. their shitty job is not important or could be outsourced, covid lockdown proved this

And you get payed the literal exact sane amount as the grinders

this so much, most people are night owls, it's 5.40am and I should really go to sleep

My shift doesn't officially start until 11:30 but there's a 14 minute grace period so I click in at 11:44 every day I work. I roll out of bed at 9, I go to thy gym, get off at 8, go home, eat some dinner, read, sleep. Easy life. On days where I don't go to the gym I will not roll out of bed until 11

Probably the same fucks who boast about working 70 hour work weeks like boomer nigga I don't care if you hate spending time with your wife