Girls are retarded and I blame social media

Burn TikTok to the ground

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Chinese giving us colorectal cancer, one thot at a time.

I've seen the same thing on cars.

Normal cars are fucking stupid.
You really want a rich grandma to crash into your fucking house from above?

Ok that's actually kinda cool though. I want to buy one for my daughter, she wears skirts all the time

Hot

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mystery solved

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Kek

...wait
girls voluntarily are sticking stuff up their ass
and you are complaining?

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13 dollars American, about 8,000 moosebucks.
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kek

>implying marilyn monroe wouldn’t have a lightbulb in her butt if she had access to the technology

isn't that the chink Vice tried to get killed by CCP

What'd marilyn monroe even fucking DO?

2003 sexspec called they want their under glow back.

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i fucking hate women so fucking much, it's unreal. TAKE AWAY ALL OF THEIR RIGHTS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

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what purpose does this technology accomplish?

she was THICC
what does the Kardashians do?
They THICC

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I'd buy one. Shitting streets can get really dark at night

Nice job user KEK

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How would it benefit you or me if they do that?

I dunno, but Linus tried to take her to a hotel to fuck her, but failed miserably like the beta he is.

alexa play joe rogan podcast from my butt

I have never seen this level of thot'ery before.

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>You really want a rich grandma to crash into your fucking house from above?
most days, yes

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I've never hoped for a lithium battery fire more than now

if you don't get it you don't get it
Ask your parents about the bees and flowers

I really want to do dirty things to Madison Alworth.

Fucked a lot of slimy Jews until she made it just like every other Hollywood woman

I get it, you are a coomer