Ireland

name a bigger joke of a country. they all speak english, they all consume anglo media, they all listen to anglo music, all their media is centered around the time when the british controlled them

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Ireland is a beautiful place. Fuck you. memeflaggot.

>t.1/8th irish american who thinks drinking guiness on st "patties" day and wearing green makes him irish

Dublin is a shithole now

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I'm half Irish. Been to Ireland. I have a Great, Great, Uncle. I slept in his cottage. Ireland is beautiful. Kys.

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>irish have no culture
>we wuz LotR
>we wuz English folk
>we wuz norse myth
>pray to Stonehenge 3 times a day
>think the Wyrd is celtic
>think full on Anglo-saxon words are celtic
>think every English colony is irish
>think every English writer is irish
>think they are spiritually the same as native americans and aborigines.
>claim they are spiritual pagans despite being christians first
>claim they are forest loving pixies despite sawing them all down
>claim they are more creative but no one can name anything they have created
>thats ok just claim English stuff
>they think they are japanese too
>mysteriously had a fishing industry before and after the famine.

>having the best of British culture and still being 98% white
>not massively over-populated so wages are still relatively good
>beautiful rolling green hills, stunning coastal features, amazing beaches and 3-hours flight to anywhere meaningful in europe
>EU paid for most of the motorways and low corporate tax means lots of companies want to be here and thus loads of jobs
>government retarded but smart enough to locate key government offices all around country instead of all in capitol, spreading the load and building up regional towns

Yeah... sounds like an a failure shithole...

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Still seething Nigel?

you sound jealous
you sound based

Anyone thinking of invading the place should do it now while they're letting their guard down.
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>irish have no culture
If you had ever actually set foot in Ireland, you'd know this is untrue.
>we wuz LotR
Nobody thinks this
>we wuz English folk
??
>we wuz norse myth
???
>pray to Stonehenge 3 times a day
I assume you mean Newgrange?
>think the Wyrd is celtic
Nobody thinks this
>think full on Anglo-saxon words are celtic
Nobody thinks this
>think every English colony is irish
Nobody thinks this
>think every English writer is irish
Nobody thinks this
>think they are spiritually the same as native americans and aborigines.
Literally Nobody thinks this
>claim they are spiritual pagans despite being christians first
You are literally incorrect
>claim they are forest loving pixies despite sawing them all down
The English cut them down to build slaveships in the 1500s dumbass
>claim they are more creative but no one can name anything they have created
Modern chemistry was discovered by Robert Boyle, an Irishman.
William Brooke O'Shaughnessy cured cholera.
Nicholas Callan invented the induction coil.
George Johnstone Stoney introduced the Electron.
Arthur Leared invented the stethescope.
John Philip Holland reinvented the submarine.
These are all pre-20th century examples.
>thats ok just claim English stuff
Nobody does this
>they think they are japanese too
Nobody thinks thie
>mysteriously had a fishing industry before and after the famine.
You clearly know nothing about Irish history, rmemeflag retard

These are all pre-20th century examples. Try harder.

whiter than you, Mahmud

>seethes at the british
>takes british culture and british figures and claims them as their own
the eternal paddy everyone

as another user said its amazing how some random ass island in the corner of europe causes so much seethe

>claim they are more creative but no one can name anything they have created
they created limericks, for one

Ever fucked an Irish girl? They're insanely hot. Love the red hair, the freckles, plus they're rarely fat, hence why I always side with Ireland. Also, fuck London. We should nuke it.

it must be jealousy

I lost all hope for Ireland when I saw the Irish representatives in the EU parliament "denouncing the evils of nationalism" or some shit like that in response to Brexit.
I would have expected such a line from literally any country in the world except them.

There's a lot of BRs there as well for some reason.

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I like it, so much that I may move there and use their low corporate tax for my own company.

I like the Irish, A lot in Cornwall as they come for holidays but don't want to go to England, And see their fellow Celts also living happily.

>plus they're rarely fat
most irish women are disgusting fat slags covered in fake tan and makeup, the countryside qts and higher class women are top tier though

You never been to Dublin, have you? Atleast the British had culture and history to boost about. What the fuck did the Irish do? Oh yeah, they became subservient cannon fodder for the British Empire.

Why are kikes so disgusting?

To be fair user
Ireland is a very funny place sir
Its a strange and troubled land
And the Irish are a very funny race sir

prove me wrong OP

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This place is a joke country. 800 years of rebellion and now an EU colony.

they taught the saxons how to read

It is kinda sad that they continue to use English in their own fucking country

The English wanted them dead to the point they starved them, the English didn't do that to niggers

I'm talking about Irish Americans. Never fucked a chick from Ireland- only 2nd or 3rd gens. They're some of the biggest hoes and hot af.

Nope, but I heard they party hard. London is a totalitarian shithole founded on the same principles that destroyed Rome (hence Londinium). Also, I really like gingers and there's not as many in England. English girls are (1%) Emma Watson tier, or ugly, crooked toothed hoes (99%)

Your visa will be expiring soon I assume ivan?

>anglo music
You mean like The Beatles, Oasis, Morrissey, etc?

> Ireland is a beautiful place.
Indeed. Shame about the (((people))) inhabiting it, though.

Also, the Irish girls always do anal for whatever reason

You literally speak Serbian.
>inb4 b-but bosnian is totally a different language
Cope.

what's a euro country that shouldn't be euro?

and you take english words and "gaelicise" them to make them appear original and unique to ireland
hhahaha

Sorry paddy, I'm a bong and I'm fucking staying.