Indian food is the ultimate goyslop. You can't prove me wrong

Indian food is the ultimate goyslop. You can't prove me wrong.
>literal slop
>ethnic, facilitated by immigration
>spicy to hide the rotten mystery meat
>söyboys adore it
>makes the mutt shart in mart

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>mystery meat
aint poos vegetarian?

Tastes great though.

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>t. slopgoys

It is slop, but it lacks the poisonous component of true goyslop. The je ne sais quoi that grows your bitchtits and makes you interested in BLM protests. Only true goyslop has it.

Don't care, still love me curry
simple as
thai curry is superior though

I haven't eaten fast food in years but I'd eat Indian food any day.

>rotten mystery meat

>rotten
only eat during peak order times, never in morning, never at night

>mystery
only eat chicken

Isn't goyslop supposed to be ready to eat and factory made? Something like hot dogs are closer to goyslop than a curry. It takes hours to cook one. You cut the meat up yourself, you add all the veg and spices, you fry off this and that. It takes effort to make it at home. Wash it down with some of that pink Indian tea that you make using your stove. It feels wholesome to make and enjoy.

hindus eat lamb goat chicken fish
but mostly chicken fish

The meme is about processed food, corn syrup, empty calories, additives, preservatives, food colorings and a lack of nutrition you worthless brainlet.mong, not the fact Indians want to throw 500 different individual spices together into a blob.

Most curries (not the ones that make it to westerners in restaurants) are unappealing to everyone else and make the entire building they were cooked in stink for a week.
But over spicing, isn't what goyslop is.

yes, user just doesn't like curry, if he wasn't being gay I'd actually agree

Most yes. OP tounge my anus

You are the goyslop

>he doesn’t like tandoori chicken
>he doesn’t like chicken tikka masala
>he doesn’t like lamb korma
>he doesn’t like dumping masala on a pot roast
NGMI

pajeet food is absolutely my favorite kind of cuisine

love me some lamb vindaloo
love me some fish pakora
love me samosas and garlic naan
simple as

pretty much

why the FUCK do indians put mayo on literally everything?

i fuckin love curry and indian food in general.

t. Tajneesh Singh

Goyslop refers to frozen and fast foods, that contain "flavor enhancers" made from aborted fetuses.
Senomyx

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Agreed. Indian food looks and tastes like shit. Awful. Nobody actually likes it they just pretend to

ita a replacemebt for their kind of yogurt, which they put on everything. over here in the states sour cream is also used for this purpose.
>t. worked for some indians forna while

Mayo? I know they use yoghurt in a lot of curries, but I've never heard of mayo being used.

>chicken tikka masala
Invented in the UK

t. Dot heads

Literally NGMI
Probably hates birria too.
Also hates Ethiopian.
Poltards are actually living the worst life possible.

Try a Balti if you can't stand spicy food. It's mild but it's still got a nice strong taste.

Funny how much these autists miss the point of a joke other autists made.

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You niggers are just jealous

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go back to the third world faggot

Fun fact, poos shit in the street because they get their food from the white man's toilet.

looks like puke

>hindus eat lamb goat chicken fish
You can slip a little beef in there if you spice it to hide the flavor.

The meme is kikes making fun of non jews for getting them to be cannibals

>makes the mutt shart in mart

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I had the same problem with Indian food before I tried it. It looks absolutely disgusting. The minute that food hits your tastebuds though you understand why it's so popular. Absolute heaven.

Incel can't handle spice.
t. not a dot head

Also, Hindus are based and hate Muslims and Leftists.
In fact, I'm going to go order Indian for dinner just to support their community here because they don't cause issues.
ALSO, I'll be eating vegetarian :) seethe

>makes mut shart in mart
Even middle eastern food is better than american food.

indian cooks don't wash their hands after they shit, it was a big deal in canada a while ago a half dozen indian restaurants shut down. I don't want to eat pajeet shit in what looks like puke. Go back to india paki!

I'm Dutch. And I'm not going back to that Leftist shithole where my grandparents are from.
I'd rather chill here and eat Ethiopian, Indian, Sichuan, Mexican, etc.
Not going back to black licorice and stroopies.
You keep believing that King Crab with a bit of butter is the crowning cuisine. You literally have access to the world by living in the states but you'd rather eat McDonald's? Are you poor, stupid, or both?

I put 2 million Scoville sauce on all my food pussy, I refuse to eat poopoo food made by subhumans.