How can we men compete with horse Dildos?

How can we men compete with horse Dildos?

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Allah, I wish this was me

Do you need a hand user..

STATUS: Almost ready to settle down.

My girlfriend was a virgin before I met her and I could only fit a bit of my dick in and once we got going only about 3/4th and my dick is average as fuck. Just avoid whores at all costs.

Just avoid loose women, unless you've got a really fat dick. Like this guy effectively said:

her childbirth will be the easiest shit ever

came here to post this

Dildos can't be nagged for a whole lifetime and sucked out of any life energy, dreams, tranquility and happiness.

that nigga is sliding straight out of there unto the floor and getting pronounced dead on scene.

So she won't be able to bond with any man now. Congratulations, whore! You have sealed your lonely fate.

her asshole is so sexy. why am i such a horny bastard?

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my current gf had two partners, both long term boyfriends, and i have this same issue. i’m a very average 6” and sometimes she ends up bleeding a little

lol

would still fuck her. fist in her pussy, cock in her ass

allah works in mysterious ways

fucking lold
herbs

I fucked with a size queen before. She had horse dildos, dragon dildos, 10 inch dildos. I only have a 7.4 inch dick with average girth. Did fine considering most stimulation girls have in their vaginas are about 2 or 3 inches deep, and the clitoris is where most orgasms occur. It doesn't matter how big she's used to.

Genuinely curious where the fuck that's all going - pussies aren't that fucking deep on a normal woman

it stretches out past the uterus

Salsa

Refreshing to know that you have quality taste in women and are a good judge of character

Compete for what? That whore? Shes blown out and useless to me or anyone right now. Might as well ask how we can procure lint and chip crumbs man, nobody wants that shit.

Two life lessons
>1) Dont care what women want as they dont know what they want
>2) Dont fall in love with a whore, if they dress like whore, look like a whore and act like a whore you FUCKING TREAT THEM LIKE WHORES!!!!!

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if you're having 'sex' yeah i guess its mostly physical, let me know when you find a girl you actually like instead of a walking hole you fuckin idiot

I only took her virginity recently and we still can't have full blown sex yet. My ex was also a virgin and it took us like 3 to be able to have full penetration sex and even after that some days it still wouldn't work.

well, some vaginas are deeper than others...its like penis of different sizes...and she probably found out that she has a very deep vagina

>compete

Yeah I mean why can't she be like US and get off to normal things like little cartoon girls and swastikas?

3 months*

Not how women work.

vaginas can stretch. you can try it with yours.

I don't want that pussy if its loose tho

These kind of things make me wish I could be reborn as a woman so I can enjoy them as they were intended.

>but you can show them up your ass
No. Mind you, I find gay porn arousing and all that, but my anus wasn't made to be inserted with large things.

That's impressive

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faggot

I've taken 4 women's virginities and none of them had loose pussies, all were too tight to even go fully in let alone full speed. Seethe more roastie toastie.

My ex was "polyamorous" before we met. She was so tight I could barely get two fingers in.
Tightness means nothing. Yes vaginas can get stretched out by dick, but regular exercises can keep the muscles tight.

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Went on a date with a girl one time, went back to her house and it was about to happen, then I saw her super massive dildo and was immediately put off
My dick may be small, but I'm not going to fuck you with your giant fake one you dumb cunt

now try DP

She's going to get winter vagina

Become trans and invest in rope.

I don’t believe most women are willing to stick monster cocks in themselves

Well yeah any man that would willing fuck a poly girl is going to have a 3-4 inch toothpick pecker.

I've slept with huge sluts and they've had tight vaginas. How loose a girl is doesn't have to do with the biggest dick she's taken.

Hey as long as she rides that thing, and gobbles my nuts..

Vorefags rejoice, your savior has finally arrived

no sauce?

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thats a size of a baby.
i dont want to hear shit about how hard or painful giving birth is ever again.
if this tiny slut can take that baby size dildo and get pleasure from it, then you fat cunts should have no problem with it.

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We get horse dicks ourselves. The first human-horse dick transplants. It will give a bew meaning to hung like a house.

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>fat mutt can't get girls wet enough to put it in all the way
l
mao

Of course not, taking a big dick every once in a blue moon isn't going to do anything but constantly shoving gigantic shit in there is definitely going to make it loose as fuck.

Compete for what?
>momentarily filling a fleshy void with my cock
No thx

Yes it does. Stop lying cunt.

Tweetney I believe.

The absolute cope of a dicklet.

No, thats a WIDE vagina. Like anyone who fucked her would feel like a hotdog in a hallway.

Seems like this has happened before?

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We make those what are you talking about nigger

That’s a normal sized dick dude she’s just like 5’0

you didn't comment on her pussy grip retard, no one cares about her orgasm, just how loose she is

Do you have a webm where she inserts it?

She was a 9/10 and way out of my league, I took my opportunity.
And note how I was talking about not getting fingers in, and yet you immediately went to thinking about dick. You gay homie.

>m-m-muh dick
oh my mistake
a fat nigger
lmao

Hard part will be keeping it in for 9 months

Notice how you didn't deny having a tiny pecker.

I'd imagine that dildo plus an anal fuck would be quite painful.

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