Fake white teeth

I keep seeing normies with this - why do they do it? Natural teeth don't look out of place, fake teeth distract me and send my survival instincts into overdrive, must be cause they look live ravenous predators with their fake ass smiles.

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You will never have dental care. You have no floss, you have no toothpaste, you have no mouthwash. You are an unhygenic man twisted by tea and crumpets into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “tally-ho’s” you get are two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your lads are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “mates” laugh at your ghoulish smile behind closed doors.

Dentists are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of medical science have allowed doctors to clean teeth with incredible efficiency. Even Englishmen who “brush their teeth” look uncanny and unnatural to a dentist. Your rotting gums are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to make an appointment with a dentist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected maw.

You will never be able to chew solid food. You wrench out a few meager strokes of the toothbrush at the top of the morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the halitosis creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, buy a suicide license, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your queen will find you, heartbroken but relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable stench. They’ll bury you without your dentures, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an Englishman is buried there. Your remaining teeth will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your toiletries is a toothbrush that was never opened.

Why must the British always have such ugly freakshow teeth that look like the mouth equivalent to someone with cerebral palsy? Spine tingling when a Brit smiles, it is like they ate cheese.

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this from a bong; the experts in all things dental

lol, kek

Yeah, they're very distracting. I'm pretty sure dental technology has reached a point where they can make realistic looking veneers and not those fake huge white monstrosities.

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Agreed. Fake teeth are retarded

There's something pathological behind those who get them

Thought of toothpaste makes them feel like a predator is stalking them. Breathe, it's a self defense move itself.

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These fags wear tropical short sleeve shirts and all white trainers 100%

No one wants disgusting british teeth.
You guys alone want the yellow crooked swamp ogre look, everyone else prefers clean white teeth.