First for hoping Cauldron sorts himself out and stops wallowing in self pity
Adrian Thompson
If it means he stops posting here I'm all for it.
Eli Myers
Lads... I fucked up so bad.
I ate some SPAM because I was curious, and now it feels like I have been stabbed in the stomach. I think I'm going to have diarrhea, I almost just shat myself. urrrgggh it's so painful, what have I done.
They used to give this shit to troops in WW2? any stories from WW2 about SPAM, I feel fucking sick.
Oliver Howard
I have all my wealth in crypto and property, inflation is so comfy. Can we dedicate this thread to laughing at lazy poor fags?
Jayden Young
sometimes i feel like killing myself but i'm fine as long as i don't go outside, don't look outside, don't hear anything from outside, and don't read any news
Christian Young
Your depressed. But it's easily fixable
Angel Perry
People don't have any clue of what the real population of the country, it must be at least 72 million.
Kevin King
Spam is really good especially thin sliced and fried. Gonna make myself a burger for breakfast
Evan Collins
Cauldrons life is falling apart, meanwhile your zoomer stomach cant handle spam. Brit/pol/ peak form.
Bentley Gonzalez
>Can we dedicate this thread to laughing at lazy poor fags? Don't forget to wish Ginge a wonderful birthday youtu.be/mIsnIt1p978
Justin Long
>flag >opinion on food Into the bin it goes.
Isaac Lee
God me too. Brin/pol/ is sad enough on the best of days. Also just confirms that namefags are shitcunts. Cant wait for ye lads to rozz him for years after this.
Eli Hall
just need a girlfriend, several successful surgeries, and several hundred thousand pounds
Josiah Perry
how is it falling apart?
Carson Morales
For me, it's PEK....
And at 18% inflation, it's going to become more common.
They fact you want a girlfriend shows your brain is in the wrong place and rife with depression, along with surgeries and money
Cooper Davis
So I've planned my suicide.
Gonna OD on my quetiapine tablets, hamg myself and inhale carbon monoxide. Had enough of this SHITHOLE country, and not being able to sleep because of extreme anxiety.
I hope heaven is real
Leo Hall
Why are people seething about cauldron now?
Christian Kelly
Have you tried it before? You can fry it for longer and it becomes like bacon kinda too.
Gavin Nelson
You sound ambitious, you should try living a bit longer and finding something worthwhile to do with your time.
>Bank of England could need to hike interest rates to 7% to get it under control, warns Citi fiddling with funny money does not fix the problem. England needs to build dozens of nuclear power plants to solve their cost of living crisis.
Ryan Green
We all know it wasnt on track first and his chinese wife was the only thing holding him together.
Ryan Cooper
People who commit suicide don't go to Heaven, or so I hear.
Blake Kelly
The brincel planning his unfortunate suicide is less pathetic than you.
Liam Wood
Im tired. Best mate killed himself in 2019. Im next. I tried not to feel this low, but im done. Just a question of finding the guts because its scary
Landon Barnes
I'm going to import cheap Chinese made Survival blankets and re sell them at a 200% mark up over the winter.
But you do you.
Sebastian Wilson
Imo its mad people can rozz you for showing the first sign of instability meanwhile this guy is up and down like a whores knickers and not 1 meme.
Whoever made that rule is FULL OF SHIT. I miss my dogs.
One month fucking wait to speak to someone from healthy minds
Julian Hall
Hope you find something worth living for and get better user, suicide isn't an answer and people you leave behind, even if you don't think so, will be deviated the rest of their lives.
Carson Gomez
to who on what?
Jaxon Cox
congrats on being above it all
Joseph Hughes
>remember user when he err hmm, sat in his room all day?
Camden Anderson
I will literally beat you to the edge of your life
Leo Howard
If you're serious don't do it man. There's got to be something better than that.
John Scott
Your friend is gonna call you a faggot for killing yourself when you see him in hell (if its real)
Oliver Perez
mdma is good for trauma
Ryder Fisher
Watch Jordan Peterson's lecturer's on domicnace hierarchys and how to break out of them
William Carter
dealing with a depressed family member deviates your life though at least a death is a short sharp shock and not something that will occupy the forefront of your mind indefinitely
Colton Richardson
i did
Jayden Young
Changing the course of your life takes effort and hard work, don't knock anyone that needs help
Benjamin Price
whats that got to do with people missing you
Hunter Lewis
Didn't apply them?
Anthony Brooks
It's true sort of because after 6 months the altruist larp just gets boring and they stop caring about you. Same with friends they'll just stop messaging you after a while once they've seen they can't be this grandiose hero they thought they were.
David Morales
Because he could make some life altering decisions and have a positive impact on people around him rather than topping himself
Chase Williams
Don't do it man. Find something that reconnects you to nature. Take a big walk, dip your feet in a stream, take up a hobby that make you head out and away from tech/society. These things don't need to cost money.
Matthew Walker
>just make a life altering decision bro
Owen Scott
what do i need to do exactly? pay the grifter money?
