How could America survive this? We all know the majestic electric kettle kills Americans. For years we civilised world has been keeping it in secret from Americans to avoid causing harm, now I'm afraid they are on their own to tackle this existential threat.
>Just discovered the kettle >Still haven't mastered the brick Careful OP, are you sure they're ready for this?
Robert King
Because they take twice as long to boil at 110 volts.
Sebastian Richardson
Why do you think we don't have electric kettles?
Colton Nelson
I like them induction ones. Its literally magnets n shieeettt.
Cameron Sanchez
I have one and it's still faster than the stove and microwave
Zachary Brown
We're not sure what the real reason is but we think it's because you're stupid.
Adrian White
So fill them half as full?
Jose Carter
imagine needing a dedicated appliance for this instead of just putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds
Christopher Ortiz
I have a 3000 watt one from Lidl it's very fast and has pretty LED lights, Amerisharts will still use the microwave like subhumans
Adam Jones
fpbp
Jaxson Roberts
Is it true that Americans don't drink tea? Do they drink only coffee? Don't they feel themselves ruined and sleepy after shitton of coffee?
Robert Miller
they actually microwave water to boil it lmao oh my god they're stupid
Samuel Turner
I only drink diet coke so this is useless to me
Justin Lopez
It's just a goddamned coffee pot. Every fucking burger home has one.
Zachary Ward
Drinking milky leaf water in 2022 lmao
Adam Campbell
They drink Coca Cola and they boil that in the microwave.
Luis Powell
I've had one for years, you retard. Quit reading journalists' shitposts.
Nicholas Perez
I could just use the microwave though. Why should I get another appliance?
Camden Howard
Yes its true and you just drink more coffee and smoke cigarettes. Nothing is better than a nice cup of muddy black coffee and a cigarette. Its 12:43 AM and im drinking coffee.
Ryan Davis
Not true. 110 and double amperage will do the job in the same time.
Ian Garcia
You can now heat up your diet coke in the winter when it freeze
Owen Allen
>dying of radioactive steam
Ayden Torres
I've had an electric kettle for years, it's one of my most-used appliances. There's a huge coffee culture here that can basically be broken into two groups: the type that want the buzz, and the type that go to Starbucks for the sugar.
Xavier Bell
>3000 watt
It's probably forbidden in many American states to have such things
Sebastian Sullivan
Is it true that when burgers travel to visit their bong relatives they mistakenly put the electric kettle on the gas stove?
Hudson Young
I don't consume hot liquids That shits for chinamen
Jack Hill
Some of us drink iced tea. I don't like hot black tea, but every few months I might have a cup of herbal tea.
Landon Anderson
>i have no idea how magical microwaves work
Ian Bennett
Why would it freeze? Are Euro houses normally less than 32F? (0C)
James Ward
Kek my water heater broke and I had to bathe with electric kettle water for a while.
Thomas Gray
Eastern European foreigner here. 17 years ago my mom heated up Bath water with a Stove.
Jaxon Turner
You dont consume hot liquids but youll let them hit your back and face
Liam Flores
Califag, kill yourself you're not wanted here
Samuel Peterson
>20 amp circuit for a plug in appliance Do burgers really
Christopher Gomez
An American visited my house and they put coffee granules in my kettle and fucking ruined it. I had to explain that you only put water in and they got angry and confused.
Jeremiah Lopez
>im drinking coffee
Me too drinking currently my first cup today, but I feel myself overdosed on caffeine after 5 cups a day so I try to drink not more than 3
Dylan Kelly
>plastic parts >aluminum bullshit >counter space A stainless steel kettle on a stove is a more elegant and less gay solution.
Jackson Flores
We literally invented electricity you dumb prison nigger
Aiden Lee
Kek wtf
Joseph Russell
I take cold showers
Angel Richardson
>coffee granules "coffee grounds" you uneducated babboon