Holy shart! Americans just found out the existence of electric kettle in 2022!

nytimes.com/wirecutter/reviews/the-best-home-kettle/

How could America survive this? We all know the majestic electric kettle kills Americans. For years we civilised world has been keeping it in secret from Americans to avoid causing harm, now I'm afraid they are on their own to tackle this existential threat.

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>Just discovered the kettle
>Still haven't mastered the brick
Careful OP, are you sure they're ready for this?

Because they take twice as long to boil at 110 volts.

Why do you think we don't have electric kettles?

I like them induction ones. Its literally magnets n shieeettt.

I have one and it's still faster than the stove and microwave

We're not sure what the real reason is but we think it's because you're stupid.

So fill them half as full?

imagine needing a dedicated appliance for this instead of just putting it in the microwave for 30 seconds

I have a 3000 watt one from Lidl it's very fast and has pretty LED lights, Amerisharts will still use the microwave like subhumans

fpbp

Is it true that Americans don't drink tea? Do they drink only coffee? Don't they feel themselves ruined and sleepy after shitton of coffee?

they actually microwave water to boil it lmao
oh my god they're stupid

I only drink diet coke so this is useless to me

It's just a goddamned coffee pot. Every fucking burger home has one.

Drinking milky leaf water in 2022 lmao

They drink Coca Cola and they boil that in the microwave.

I've had one for years, you retard. Quit reading journalists' shitposts.

I could just use the microwave though. Why should I get another appliance?

Yes its true and you just drink more coffee and smoke cigarettes. Nothing is better than a nice cup of muddy black coffee and a cigarette. Its 12:43 AM and im drinking coffee.

Not true.
110 and double amperage will do the job in the same time.

You can now heat up your diet coke in the winter when it freeze

>dying of radioactive steam

I've had an electric kettle for years, it's one of my most-used appliances.
There's a huge coffee culture here that can basically be broken into two groups: the type that want the buzz, and the type that go to Starbucks for the sugar.

>3000 watt

It's probably forbidden in many American states to have such things

Is it true that when burgers travel to visit their bong relatives they mistakenly put the electric kettle on the gas stove?

I don't consume hot liquids
That shits for chinamen

Some of us drink iced tea. I don't like hot black tea, but every few months I might have a cup of herbal tea.

>i have no idea how magical microwaves work

Why would it freeze? Are Euro houses normally less than 32F? (0C)

Kek my water heater broke and I had to bathe with electric kettle water for a while.

Eastern European foreigner here. 17 years ago my mom heated up Bath water with a Stove.

You dont consume hot liquids but youll let them hit your back and face

Califag, kill yourself you're not wanted here

>20 amp circuit for a plug in appliance
Do burgers really

An American visited my house and they put coffee granules in my kettle and fucking ruined it. I had to explain that you only put water in and they got angry and confused.

>im drinking coffee

Me too drinking currently my first cup today, but I feel myself overdosed on caffeine after 5 cups a day so I try to drink not more than 3

>plastic parts
>aluminum bullshit
>counter space
A stainless steel kettle on a stove is a more elegant and less gay solution.

We literally invented electricity you dumb prison nigger

Kek wtf

I take cold showers

>coffee granules
"coffee grounds" you uneducated babboon