We're starting a restaurant called the Good Goy Slop Shop. What'll be on the menu?

We're starting a restaurant called the Good Goy Slop Shop. What'll be on the menu?

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rice, beans, onions, crickets.

If that's chopped BBQ, that's the saddest excuse I've ever seen for BBQ. You have to come to the festival in lexington NC to experience what it should taste like.

hotdogs with walnut sauce served on ping pong table

HFCS, microplastics, xenoestrogen, and 5ooooooooy

the Rochester garbage plate

Corn syrup,hydrogenated peanut butter,GMO fried chicken,inflated HGH overgrown hog and cowmeat,all of ZE BUGS
all of it served in plastic containers

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You'll never compete with authentic Jewish goyslop.

Matzo and latkes

Fried Oreos on top of a sausage patty between two pancakes with icing on it

We already have goy slop restaurants, they serve Chinese food and are managed by the best Jewish slaves, the Chinese.

amonia/offcut pink meat goo shaped into circles and drowned in sunflower oil based garlic >mayo + tonnes of spice to hide the weird chemical flavour
one big cup of aspartame
free tuberculosis with every meal deal combo

underrated post

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that's not diy burger. that diy (really shitty) barbecue sandwiches.

How about deepfried vegan on the menu?

Smoked bologna, baby. Oklahoma style.

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chicken nuggys

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Baby back ribs

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shut up barbecue fag

Anything fried in sneed oil

Burgers with beef called "100% beef" thats actually a bunch of kike chemicals and filler. That isn't a thing is it.....?

Not as good as Mom's roundmeal but not bad either.

>rice, beans, and onions
this is the diet that can last you for months. it fed our ancestors

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Cereal made almost entirely out of corn syrup that can be complemented with a variety of milk and its alternatives.

The restaurant constantly runs 90's toons as well as Rick and Morty episodes and has a game corner consisting of Nintendo consoles.

The Russian Big Mac

Any of those meals they make from the commissary in prison.

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found the wetback

): i just like simple meals

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nothing wrong with that pedro but the "our ancestors" was telling

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Goy slop has been around for years, they call it a garbage plate.
This fat disgusting tattooed urban fuck here in this video is practically getting a chubby over it.
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Canned vegetable based nacho cheese, cheap rice, cheap refried beans, cabbage, potatoes and the most cheap cuts of poultry. Or mealworms. Then throw a bay leaf on top. Goy Slop