I recently bought a knife for the sole purpose of lawfully slaughtering pitbulls...

I recently bought a knife for the sole purpose of lawfully slaughtering pitbulls. An offleash pitbull ran up to my onleash poodle today on a NYC pier. I immediately left the area and told the owner to restrain their shitbull. They denied their dog's murderous pedigree of course.

If one of those things ever attacks I'm going to butcher it. I'll shove this knife up its ass, go for the jugular, and then repeatedly stab it in its abdomen. I'll go fucking berserker mode on it. I'm not about to let a shelter nigger kill my 3000$ poodle.

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>3000$ poodle.
Looooooool

Why are incels so afraid of big mean scawwy dogs? You can't compete?

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>$3,000 Poodle
You don't have the balls to stab a piece of steak, faggot.

go back to r/dogfree or Any Forums kiddo

Cost is relative. Its one month rent where I live.

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t.future shitbull victim

Well la dee da

you bought the wrong knife

Learn your history.

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I want everyone who posts on Any Forums things related to dogs to be knifed in the throat.

I own a dog. I'm here forever.

My dad had a pittie at his house when I was a kid. She was so sweet. Only mauled me once!

Get a real knife bro

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Probably. I may by a dagger at some point.

1. Puncture lungs. "You take my breath away."
2. Remove the fur/skin and make sure it cant be reattached. "Lady, may I take your coat?"
3. Stab in eyes. "Aren't you a sight for sore eyes."

Don't worry leaf. Nobody is going to shoot your girlfriend.

You'll go to jail for animal cruelty especially if it didn't bite you. Fuck off, callous faggot.

That knife is going to slip right out of your hand and cut your fingers when it gets blood on it. You need a guard, the barrier between the blade and the handle which prevents the hand from slipping forward onto the blade.

Thanks for the rec. I got this knife from a hardware store to immediately offset risk, but I plan on upgrading.

In some states you are allowed to kill a dog that attacks yours or your kids. Get a shitty pound puppy and use it as bait so you can kill some shitbulls.

This haiku is okay

be careful with an unloicenced noif in NYC

full tang isn't a function of a knife for cutting or stabbing dogs

If you kill the dog you will also need to kill the nigger attached to it.

You really get what you pay for with dogs. We paid the same for a King Charles Spaniel. Worth every cent.

Get a Ontario Pilot's Knife or KA-BAR USMC.

Using that to skin or kill any animal is cringe.

Go buy a gun. Your going to need it to fight off the nigger that owns whatever pit bull you stab