I recently bought a knife for the sole purpose of lawfully slaughtering pitbulls. An offleash pitbull ran up to my onleash poodle today on a NYC pier. I immediately left the area and told the owner to restrain their shitbull. They denied their dog's murderous pedigree of course.
If one of those things ever attacks I'm going to butcher it. I'll shove this knife up its ass, go for the jugular, and then repeatedly stab it in its abdomen. I'll go fucking berserker mode on it. I'm not about to let a shelter nigger kill my 3000$ poodle.
1. Puncture lungs. "You take my breath away." 2. Remove the fur/skin and make sure it cant be reattached. "Lady, may I take your coat?" 3. Stab in eyes. "Aren't you a sight for sore eyes."
Asher Walker
Don't worry leaf. Nobody is going to shoot your girlfriend.
Dominic Lewis
You'll go to jail for animal cruelty especially if it didn't bite you. Fuck off, callous faggot.
Colton Anderson
That knife is going to slip right out of your hand and cut your fingers when it gets blood on it. You need a guard, the barrier between the blade and the handle which prevents the hand from slipping forward onto the blade.
John Hernandez
Thanks for the rec. I got this knife from a hardware store to immediately offset risk, but I plan on upgrading.
Jayden Bennett
In some states you are allowed to kill a dog that attacks yours or your kids. Get a shitty pound puppy and use it as bait so you can kill some shitbulls.
Colton Walker
This haiku is okay
Jackson Ramirez
be careful with an unloicenced noif in NYC
Jack Kelly
full tang isn't a function of a knife for cutting or stabbing dogs
Jordan Sanchez
If you kill the dog you will also need to kill the nigger attached to it.
Charles Sanchez
You really get what you pay for with dogs. We paid the same for a King Charles Spaniel. Worth every cent.
Camden Williams
Get a Ontario Pilot's Knife or KA-BAR USMC.
Using that to skin or kill any animal is cringe.
William Price
Go buy a gun. Your going to need it to fight off the nigger that owns whatever pit bull you stab