ALIENS AREN'T REAL

Over the last several weeks it's become clear to me that the progressives, the left, the wokes, all irrationally believe in aliens. More importantly, that nearly their ENTIRE FUCKING MORAL COSMOLOGY IS BASED ON THERE BEING ALIENS.

Let me be the first person to tell many of you this: ALIENS ARE NOT FUCKING REAL YOU STUPID FUCKS.

THERE IS NO PROOF.

THERE IS NO FUCKING GALACTIC COUNCIL.

WE'VE BEEN POINTING OUR INSTRUMENTS AND TELESCOPES AT THE SKY AND THERE IS NOTHING BUT FUCKING. SILENCE. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID SPOON OF OCEAN WATER APOLOGETICS, THERE IS NOTHING OUT THERE. WE HAVE LOOKED CLEVERLY ENOUGH TO HAVE NOTICED SOMETHING BY NOW.

Our best and brightest minds for over THREE GENERATIONS have given their lives to the task of first discovering intelligent alien beings, and then just alien beings, and then to just the HOPE of finding a FUCKING AMEOBA on a dirty comet. Now we are content to find 'the building blocks of life' elsewhere in the galaxy, where once we were looking for FUCKING CIVILIZATIONS. GET A FUCKING CLUE, THERE'S NOTHING OUT THERE!

BTW, mods, this isn't a discussion about aliens. It's a discussion about an entire political ideology, and what is driving it. The right has Christianity, and that is freely discussed on Any Forums, so this topic is free game as far as I'm concerned

Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let me explain how this relates to the political left.

>A vocal, politically active minority of the left strongly believes in aliens. They influence the entire left and infect the culture with anti-human beliefs. The majority of the left have not given this issue much conscious thought.

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>aliens aren't re-

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>However, the majority of the left, when pressed, will break towards believing in aliens, rather than not. Further, they have unconsciously accepted the arguments of the fucking retards who DO believe in aliens as fact. Most people on the left have never consciously thought about a galactic quarantine, for instance, yet they will agree that humans are some kind of evil, anti-nature force. They’ve never asked why they believe that, or what they are comparing humans to.

>TL;DR, alien believing lunatics on the left have infected our entire culture with anti-human, anti-life ideology and they need to be stopped.

Basically, the left has created a bizzarro cosmology belief structure that heavily and primarily unconsciously relies on aliens to work.
The entire moral basis of their fucking retard ideas REQUIRE ALIENS TO WORK.

THEIR ENTIRE FUCKING POLITICAL DRIVE IS BASED ON MAKING ALIENS THINK THEY’RE GOOD PEOPLE.

Why? Because they conceptualize the aliens as perfect, ascended races who govern the stars in a sort of communist, post woke paradise of infinite love, infinite TOLERANCE, infinite compassion, and infinite wisdom. The aliens just fly around the universe dispensing mad wisdom and technology to all the lesser races, helping them join among the stars because they’re just so fucking perfect.

>UH-OH, WHY HAVEN’T THEY VISITED US THEN?

Because according to the left’s stupid fucking religion, we’re the absolute worst, most wretched creatures in the entire universe. The aliens can tolerate anyone, they can help anyone. . . except us. We’re so bad, in fact, that the aliens have set up a gigantic galactic quarantine around our planet and forbidden anyone from visiting. Because if we were to get off this planet, we would apparently ruin everything, because we’re so fucking bad.

>OH I FEEL SO GUILTY JUST FOR BEING ALIVE user OH FUCK I NEED TO DONATE MONEY TO AFRICA SO THEY’LL SEE THAT I HELP LESSER BEINGS TOO

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Predictably, thinking that humans are locked away in a maximum security space jail for being the most evil beings alive has driven these people insane.
The theory is that while the aliens are perfect, humans are not. Actually, humans are a the worse. Actually, humans are a fucking COSMIC PLAUGE. A living cancer. A galactic virus so ugly and horrible, that every alien species has agreed to shun us and enforce a universe wide quarantine. You ever hear someone say that humanity is a cancer on the planet, that we spread like a virus and that the planet would be better off without us?

That retard believes in aliens.

He also believes that if he works against horrible, corrupt, ugly humanity, the aliens will see that he's actually like them, and allow him to escape the galactic quarantine. How do you prove you're worthy to the aliens?

Oh, by being infinitely loving, tolerant and compassionate. You know, supporting diversity, supporting trans people, supporting criminals. . . basically tolerating anything that is against their self interest. It will be hard for some people to imagine, but in the minds of these desperate people, they need to be absolutely PURE in their beliefs and actions. The aliens won't accept anything less! They need to be absolutely spotless, completely without 'sin', in order for the aliens to acknowledge them and get them out of the galactic quarantine.

>pic related, it's how a leftoid sees himself.

You know, like how the Jews are obsessed with all that Red Heifer bullshit. "OH IT DIDN'T WORK THAT TIME BECAUSE THERE WAS A SINGLE OFF COLOR HAIR ON THAT HEIFER! THAT'S WHY ALL THE MAGICAL BULLSHIT DIDN'T HAPPEN, WE SCREWED IT UP AGAIN DURRRR"

No.

So the left has desperately moved past accepting people of different races, moved past accepting people of different sexualities, moved past accepting people of questionable sexualities and dangerous attitudes, to accepting outright malevolent sexuality and moral conduct.

Why?

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Because the more it hurts to accept someone else, the purer your acceptance is. The less sense it makes to love someone, the more meaningful the love. Because only by embracing and defending and tolerating the most heinous and vile beings and actions, will they prove that they were pure enough to pass into alien heaven.

It's the entire moral drive behind their INSANE ability to defend the most reprehensible and vile things humanity has ever produced, all because of fucking aliens.

They aren't real you dumb fucks. No alien council is judging your actions and finding you wanting.

We are fucking alone in the universe. There is nothing to compare us to, because there is NOTHING LIKE US IN THE ENTIRE COSMOS.

THE UNIVERSE IS OURS, UNCONTESTED. EVERYTHING BELONGS TO MANKIND, AND WE ARE WORTHY OF IT.

So that was your public service announcement. If you attack the belief in aliens, you will completely undo the core belief system of the left. The fucking NEED aliens to be real for their entire bizzarro religion/ideology to work.

That’s why they don’t want to go to space. Because if we do, we’ll find NOTHING.

Oh, and because the retards who believe in aliens are in a cult, let me just get these debunked arguments out of the way;
>MUH 200 lightyears!
>MUH SPOON OF OCEAN WATER
>MUH SAMPLE SIZE ISN’T LARGE ENOUGH YET!
>MUH POTENTIAL BUILDING BLOCKS OF LIFE
>MUH SPACE GERMS!!!

You are dumb as fuck if you’ve been convinced by any of those arguments to entertain alien life. It is the very definition of starting with a conclusion and working backwards, finding theories and arguments to support what you already believe to be true. Just because there is life here, does not mean it’s everywhere. The Drake Equation is fucking cope for midwits who get scared by their ‘Oh muh existential dread! AAAAAHHHHHH SPACE BIG EMPTY ME NO LIKEY!!!!!”

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There is only one real alien civilization in contact with us, the mantis people. the greys, nordics, or whatever stereotypical little green men are in fact robot human hybrid drones designed to operate in earth conditions.

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You stupid midwits argue semantics about fucking potential space germs, for which there is ALSO no evidence at all, and claim that there’s alien life everywhere because you think single celled organisms are probably everywhere.
They aren’t, and you are hilariously misinformed about how fucking unlikely it is that life would ever form from dead space rocks AT ALL. It’s like winning a lottery with infinite numbers a million times a second for a billion years straight, and if you lose that lottery a single time, you have to start over. That’s just for a single celled organism, let alone ACTUAL MEANINGFUL LIFE. LIFE IS NOT EASY, NOR IS IT INEVITABLE. IT IS A FUCKING MIRACLE IN THE MOST LITERAL SENSE, BECAUSE IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT IT HAPPENED AT ALL.
Grow the fuck up! AT THIS POINT, BELIEVING IN ALIENS IS FLAT EARTH TIER. WE ARE ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE.
WE ARE ALONE, AND THAT IS THE GREATEST FUCKING THING THAT EVER COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO US. EVERYTHING IS OURS. THE ENTIRE FUCKING GALAXY BELONGS TO US. EVERY PLANET AND STAR WE’VE EVER POINTED A TELESCOPE AT IS OURS, UNCONTESTED.
WE ARE THE FIRST BORN INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, THE FIRST BORN HEIRS OF REALITY ITSELF.

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blackpill: solar system magnetic field stops all radio communication from outside

Did you just make up a left vs right wing issue in your head and type it out on a Mongolian throat singing forum in three separate posts expecting someone to read it?

None of that shit is real user. There are no aliens, get on with your life.

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That's at least more original than the fucking spoon of water retards who usually come to this thread.

I don't think what you're saying is likely.

There are no aliens.

Reptillians are also real aliens but are subsumed as slaves in the mantis civilization

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People on the right, when pressed, admit that there could be aliens, but that there likely aren't and that we are alone in the universe.

The left is the opposite. They concede that we could be alone in the universe, but that we are likely just one of many, many species out there and thus not very special at all.

The retards on the left are OBSESSED with being meaningless, and they'll scrabble for any scrap that supports their need to not matter, regardless of if it's real, or imaginary.

Like aliens. That shit's totally made up, without a scrap of fucking evidence to support it.

>ours
If it takes 72,000 years to get to Proxima B at 4 light years, then how is anything further "ours"?
I hope you're right user, but I need a non magical bs drive concept that doesn't assume its way into working theoretically.

When the best argument you've got comes from some guy who's brain was fucking melting about to go on a mass murder spree, you should REALLY consider that you might be fucking wrong.

The real redpill: aliens came and genetically modified early hominids with their dna and created humans. We were bred to be the way we are; easy to subvert, very ego driven, group thinkers. We are a slave race created to be farmed like cattle by Jews who answer to their satan worshipping alien overlords.

Considering that it took so many billions of years for life to evolve on Earth to our point, I think we've got plenty of time to spread around.

Further, and this is a very important point, as we spread, we'll start occupying all the territory which COULD potentially generate unique life, for ourselves.

So as we spread, we drastically reduce the possibility of other life evolving naturally.

All the good planets, all the good stars, all of it will go to humans. As we get all the good stuff, the odds of anything else evolving drop to basically zero.

All magical drive BS aside, once we start spreading and get somewhat good at it, we will spread extremely fast.

Fuck of back to Kolob, blasphemer.

there probably isnt even a copernican solar system. all the NASA shit is fake freemasonry

Earth just a testing ground, niggers were an earlier test run, created before us. They also created dolphins, I suspect pigs are along the same vein as us; hence why Jews don’t eat it, there’s something they know that we don’t

No they didn't you dumb fuck. We evolved naturally on this planet and all of our weird quirks and oddities are the result of A BILLION FUCKING YEARS OF EVOLUTINARY WAR.

WE ARE THE UNCONTESTED CHAMPIONS OF THIS GREEN HELL.

WE BEAT EVERY FUCKING NIGHTMARE THIS PLANET PRODUCED.

WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF THE KIND OF VIOLENCE THAT WE CAN NO LONGER EVEN IMAGINE.

We aren't weird because of aliens. We're weird because our DNA contains billions of years worth of PTSD from fighting every fucking nightmare insect, reptile, aquatic horror and mammalian psychopath species who wanted to become the dominate species.

We won, and we're weird. No aliens came here and helped us, and you insult your ancestors who underwent that hell with your stupid fucking theory.

Maybe we are alone in this seemingly infinite space, or maybe you are vastly underestimating how big the universe is

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It strikes me as extremely unlikely that NASA would be able to keep people from pointing telescopes at the FUCKING SKY user.

I think NASA is telling us the truth, and they don't want to be the ones breaking the bad news to the public. They're just hoping we'll be able to look at the evidence and realize the obvious conclusion.

If you're from NASA, just make the fucking announcement already. Nothing is out there, give a really good speech, be firm that there are no aliens, and let people get on with their lives.

We'll be better off if we put these childish fantasies behind us.

jeez harari calm down it's okay

WOW SO DEEP user, I NEVER CONSIDERED THAT THE UNIVERSE MIGHT BE REALLY BIG OH SHIT

I think you are vastly overestimating the likelihood that any kind of life anywhere, regardless of how simple, would ever form for any reason at all.

It's so unlikely that I suspect it might only occur ONCE, even in an infinite dataset.

Aliens are just the materialist/darwinianists mythological explanation of demonic activity. Because modern man rejects the spiritual realm, he was forced to create a new mythological narrative of "super evolved space beings" to explain the widely documented phenomenon of human interaction with the demonic/spiritual realm.

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NO PEOPLE BELIEVE IN STUPID BULLSHIT AND WE DON'T HAVE NUCLEAR ENERGY BECAUSE DUMBASS RETARDS THINK HIGH COMMANDER FUCKING SPACEMAN SAYS NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS LET IN BAD ALIEN SPIRITS.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THIS GARBAGE HAS MADE THE WORLD WORSE.

Yeah, weird shit happens all the time, and aliens are BY FAR the dumbest explanation for them.

It's like flat earth, but somehow even fucking dumber.